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Season 2019

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53 Episodes

  • EPISODE 101 - PAST THE ANUS
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    EPISODE 101 - PAST THE ANUSOn today's show, Chris discusses the end of the holidays. Also discussed: Chris's new Netflix special, The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Saudi Arabia, skiing, and the world ending. Plus, Missed Connections.
  • EPISODE 102 - DOODIE NEWS
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    EPISODE 102 - DOODIE NEWSOn today's show, Chris talks about a video of R. Kelly in Ethiopia. Also discussed: the Apple TV Remote, makeup contouring, Xerxes, Missed Connections, and a story about french fries.
  • EPISODE 103 - MARY CONDOMINIUM
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    EPISODE 103 - MARY CONDOMINIUMOn today's show, Chris talks about Marie Kondo and Tidying Up. Also discussed: Craig Conant, New Year's resolutions, George R. R. Martin and Game of Thrones, ZZ Top, Staind, Missed Connections, and we name a new Elder.
  • EPISODE 104 - ONLY GOD CAN HOLD ME
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    EPISODE 104 - ONLY GOD CAN HOLD MEOn today's show, Chris talks about Ja Rule. Also discussed: North Face jackets, Zack Doncovio and chocolate milk, white guy names, the Fyre Festival documentaries, Billy McFarland, and Kool Keith. Plus, we do Missed Connections.
  • EPISODE 105 - KRUSTIN'
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    EPISODE 105 - KRUSTIN'On today's show, Chris talks about his beef with DirecTV. Also discussed: the cities in Colorado, porn, Jon Ronson, and George Harrison. Plus, we do Missed Connections.
  • EPISODE 106 - THE LAWNMOWER SITTIN' RIGHT NEXT TO THE TREE
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    EPISODE 106 - THE LAWNMOWER SITTIN' RIGHT NEXT TO THE TREEOn today's show, Chris talks about DMX and Scatman John. Also discussed: a followup on DirecTV, the Super Bowl, wardrobe, and Zack and Mike stories. Plus, we do Missed Connections.
  • EPISODE 107 - PAULT
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    EPISODE 107 - PAULTOn today's show, Chris talks about the famous George Brett story. Also discussed: The Assassination of Gianni Versace, Édgar Ramírez, Ricky Martin, male models, doing math, Bryant Gumbel, and how getting a new car sucks. Plus, we name an elder and do Missed Connections.
  • EPISODE 108 - HE DID IT
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    EPISODE 108 - HE DID ITOn today's show, Chris talks about what's going on with Jussie Smollett. Also discussed: Tekashi 6ix9ine snitching, Burberry, Karl Lagerfeld, Kawhi Leonard's shoes, and annoying people. Plus, we do a Miami version of Missed Connections.
  • EPISODE 109 - JUST WALK RIGHT UP
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    EPISODE 109 - JUST WALK RIGHT UPOn today's show, Chris talks about Brody Stevens. Also discussed: R. Kelly, David Duchovny, Kanye's Sunday Service, and some great Youtube videos. Plus, we do a Birmingham, Alabama edition of Missed Connections.
  • EPISODE 110 - OH DARK THIRTY
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    EPISODE 110 - OH DARK THIRTYOn today's show, Chris talks about college. Also discussed: NBA Jam, cinnamon bagels, Porndemic, the momo challenge, Ben Bailey, and a story about Mike Lenoci at the airport. Plus, we do a Fresno edition of Missed Connections and it gets real silly.
  • EPISODE 111 - THE WHITE ALADDIN
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    EPISODE 111 - THE WHITE ALADDINOn today's show, Chris talks about Trapped in the Closet by R. Kelly. Also discussed: Starbucks inside of other things, being old and having braces, and the worst possible hat ever. Plus, we do a San Antonio edition of Missed Connections.
  • EPISODE 112 - #THEUNFOLLOWING
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    EPISODE 112 - #THEUNFOLLOWINGOn today's show, Chris proposes a concept for thirsty Instagrammers. Also discussed: restaurant Happy Birthday songs, Go Fund Me, Harland Williams, and Denali SUVs. Plus, we do a Reno edition of Missed Connections.
  • EPISODE 113 - BRAHDELLEE-AHTAHT
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    EPISODE 113 - BRAHDELLEE-AHTAHTOn today's show, Chris talks about getting blowback for making jokes. Also discussed: Millie Bobbie Brown, extreme feminism, set life, loud plane talkers, and a brand new Uncle Vinny story. Plus, we do a Bakersfield edition of Missed Connections.
  • EPISODE 114 - CONGRATULATIONS WITH THEO VON
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    EPISODE 114 - CONGRATULATIONS WITH THEO VONAprils Fools! On today's show, Theo Von sits in as a surprise guest host and brings quite a few rumors about Chris with him. Also discussed: Mike Lenoci, orgasmic meditation, and a bunch of other Theo Von brand nonsense. Plus, we do a New Orleans edition of Missed Connections. * Subscribe to www.youtube.com/theovon *
  • EPISODE 115 - CONCHICHI MONKEYS
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    EPISODE 115 - CONCHICHI MONKEYSOn today's show, Chris talks about a local Albuquerque news segment. Also discussed: Kodak Black/T.I./The Game/Tank, Boyz II Men. We name an elder, and we do a Bay Area edition of Missed Connections.
  • EPISODE 116 - OPEN UP THE LIMIT
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    EPISODE 116 - OPEN UP THE LIMITOn today's show, Chris responds to the local Albuquerque news covering his reaction from last week. Also discussed: Coachella, Star Wars, Scarface, and Grandma Carmella. And we're back to Los Angeles for Missed Connections this week, some of the best yet.
  • EPISODE 117 - I'M KODAK BLACK
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    EPISODE 117 - I'M KODAK BLACKOn today's show, Chris talks about how he is a spy. Also discussed: a $170 toaster, influencers out in public, Kodak Black, rap music, seeing red, and The Steve Miller Band. Plus, we take a look at Orange County Missed Connections this week.
  • EPISODE 118 - FOFTY PLEASE
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    EPISODE 118 - FOFTY PLEASEOn today's show, Chris talks about Marvel's Endgame. Also discussed: Stagecoach, 50 Cent's beef, Boyz II Men, and LeSean McCoy. Plus, we take a look at Missed Connections in the Inland Empire this week.
  • EPISODE 119 - NEIGHBOR-DICK DOPE MAN
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    EPISODE 119 - NEIGHBOR-DICK DOPE MANOn today's show, Chris talks about Homicide with Logic and Eminem, Also discussed: Instagram hiding likes, Ludacris, Nate Dogg, some nice family stories, and drunk moms. We bring back MFUIPOTW and we we take a look at weird Missed Connections from Boston.
  • EPISODE 120 - FIRST TO GO
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    EPISODE 120 - FIRST TO GOOn today's show, Chris talks about strangers living in your house. Also discussed: Constance Wu, Dan Bilzerian, the Lakers fan protest, and eating peanuts.
  • EPISODE 121 - THE MAYOR OF CUCK'S LANDING
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    EPISODE 121 - THE MAYOR OF CUCK'S LANDINGOn today's show, Chris talks about people who signed the petition to remake Game of Thrones Season 8. Also discussed: shark planes, Aquaman, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sonic the Hedgehog, and R&B from the 90s.
  • EPISODE 122 - OJORK
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    EPISODE 122 - OJORKOn today's show, Chris talks about fictional Instagram profiles. Also discussed: VICE News, Uber, Del Taco, incels, Mt. Everest, and Missed Connections.
  • EPISODE 123 - KINGS SPLURT EARLY
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    EPISODE 123 - KINGS SPLURT EARLYOn today's show, Chris reviews Russian cuisine. Also discussed: Olympic events, Croatians, posture, working out, British accents in Chernobyl, and Armenians. We do MFUIPOTW & name an Elder!
  • EPISODE 124 - AND NOW YOU'RE MASHED POTATOES
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    EPISODE 124 - AND NOW YOU'RE MASHED POTATOESOn today's show, Chris talks about how he (like Tom Cruise) is a Scientologist. Also discussed: valet parking, turducken, Jay Z, Beyonce, tchotchkes, and Long Island Missed Connections.
  • EPISODE 125 - CHIPS WITH THE DIP
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    EPISODE 125 - CHIPS WITH THE DIPOn today's show, Chris talks about Drake's desire for chips and dip. Also discussed: Kawhi Leonard, OJ on Twitter, inner beauty, the name Hugh, bad interview questions, and the blind French guy on the Voice doing Lose Yourself. Plus, we name an Elder!
  • EPISODE 126 - MEAT LOVER'S PERSONALITY
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    EPISODE 126 - MEAT LOVER'S PERSONALITYOn today's show, Chris talks about cameo.com. Also discussed: dad bods, the book 1984, Benjamin Franklin's ladies, and people who are fun drunks. Plus we come back to LA for some missed connections.
  • EPISODE 127 - EH S'POINTLESS NEWS
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    EPISODE 127 - EH S'POINTLESS NEWSOn today's show, Chris talks about ESPN. Also discussed: origin stories, sleeping on buses, bodybuilding robots, synchronizing dreams, safe words, and the opinions of dock workers. Plus we head to Atlanta for a couple missed connections.
  • EPISODE 128 - SCIENCE IS EVERYWHERE
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    EPISODE 128 - SCIENCE IS EVERYWHEREOn today's show, Chris talks about the Babypod, a speaker that goes in your vagina. Also discussed: Tik Tok, online challenges, DJ Khaled, the "Homicide" video release, and earthquakes.
  • EPISODE 129 - IN THE TRUNK
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    EPISODE 129 - IN THE TRUNKOn today's show, Chris talks about David Caruso one liners. Also discussed: Giannis Antetokounmpo, mediterranean food, a drunk flight attendant, the full English breakfast, Chamillionaire, and Detroit Missed Connections.
  • EPISODE 130 - TAKE IT UP WITH CHRIST
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    EPISODE 130 - TAKE IT UP WITH CHRISTHello from Albuquerque! On today's show, Chris talks about feeding the mob and yet another situation where people are getting too mad about a joke. Also discussed: imaginary fights in your head with Mark Wahlberg, Sunglass Hut, the ice cream challenge, gallon smashing, family stories, and onesies.
  • EPISODE 131 - PUT YOUR MEAT AWAY
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    EPISODE 131 - PUT YOUR MEAT AWAYHello again from Rio Grande Studios in Albuquerque! On today's show, Chris talks about an article he saw about Tarantino's new movie Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Also discussed: Armie Hammer and his toe-sucking child, foot fetishes, nudity on Instagram, Riley Reid, "wax paper days", and the musical (and new film trailer for) Cats.
  • EPISODE 132 - STANLEY LETTUCE
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    EPISODE 132 - STANLEY LETTUCEOn today's show, Chris talks about his friend and Army of the Dead costar Matthias Schweighöfer. Also discussed: bragging about not sleeping, protected sex and birth control, following Leslie Jones, imposter syndrome, and "X-Men".
  • EPISODE 133 - CRAPOLA
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    EPISODE 133 - CRAPOLAOn today's show, Chris and Matt talk family, Police Academy, Quentin Tarantino, Kuffs, Paul Reiser, Christian Slater, Steve Guttenberg, and Matt's new podcast, Matt D'Elia is Confused.
  • EPISODE 134 - LOWND AND CLEAR
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    EPISODE 134 - LOWND AND CLEAROn today's show, Chris talks about being on the H3 podcast, using the women's restroom, public bathroom etiquette, Area 51, Naruto running, Lance Bass, World Hot Dog Day, new Apple emojis, and puking fails. Plus we answer some questions from Twitter.
  • EPISODE 135 - LIFE RIPS
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    EPISODE 135 - LIFE RIPSOn today's show, Chris talks more about Matthias Schweighöfer, Kid Rock, The Art of Racing in the Rain, Travis Scott, dying your beard, the horizontal mambo, bucket lists, and the "don't wanna" level.
  • EPISODE 136 - BLAST!
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    EPISODE 136 - BLAST!On today's show, Chris talks about public toilets in Wales, Albuquerque, bad memes, accidentally drinking White Claw, "Escib", "the deserve-it scale", and we take some Twitter questions.
  • EPISODE 137 - GOODFELLAS IN REAL LIFE
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    EPISODE 137 - GOODFELLAS IN REAL LIFEOn today's show, Chris talks about Jeremy Renner and his song "Main Attraction", old college friends, New Jersey and Florida, Zedd, and the influencer motorcycle accident.
  • EPISODE 138 - DANCES WITH JOHNNY DEPP
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    EPISODE 138 - DANCES WITH JOHNNY DEPPOn today's show, Chris talks about Johnny Depp, Dior Sauvage, having a relationship with cancel culture, VMAs, Sebastian, mini horses on planes, Nirvana, anime, and we answer a bunch of Twitter questions.
  • EPISODE 139 - TAXI DRIVER BEHIND A KEYBOARD
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    EPISODE 139 - TAXI DRIVER BEHIND A KEYBOARDOn today's show, Chris talks about how everyone fancies themselves Travis Bickle, Robert DeNiro's character in Taxi Driver. Also discussed: Caroline Calloway, gingko biloba, Flume, Michael Lenoci eating burgers in Amsterdam, and we go through some deserve-it scale submissions (good job, guys).
  • EPISODE 140 - STARK RAVING MAD
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    EPISODE 140 - STARK RAVING MADOn today's show, Chris talks Keith Morrison's great voice, The Truth About Pam, Atlantic City, Army of the Dead, people from New York being so New York, business wars, and Jodi Arias.
  • EPISODE 141 - LIFE RIPS AGAIN
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    EPISODE 141 - LIFE RIPS AGAINOn today's show, Chris talks about Toby Keith, getting divorced, having to go to Atlantic City for 20 minutes, bacons, and Kenny Chesney.
  • EPISODE 142 - TIM HANGINONCROSS
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    EPISODE 142 - TIM HANGINONCROSSOn today's show, Chris talks about the Dutch family that hid for 9 years in a basement, the excessive amount of announcements on flights, checking into the MGM Grand Detroit, losing Airpods, and we answer some Twitter questions.
  • EPISODE 143 - DO THOUGHT
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    EPISODE 143 - DO THOUGHTOn today's show, Chris talks about having a van all weekend with his openers driving around Southern California, franks and burgers, mega preachers like Benny Hinn, speaking in tongues, Jared Harris, and having come around on San Diego.
  • EPISODE 144 - ALL HOOKERS' EVE
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    EPISODE 144 - ALL HOOKERS' EVEOn today's show, Chris talks about what frightened him as a young man, sleeping over at friends' houses, a Freddy Krueger story, and his feet-on-furniture pet peeve.
  • EPISODE 145 - WET KNEES
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    EPISODE 145 - WET KNEESOn today's show, Chris discusses why guys should never talk to a woman for 40 minutes, "winning" Halloween, Spiderman and superheroes, firefighters (thank you firefighters!), nap time in kindergarten, and Michael Che/Caitlyn Jenner.
  • EPISODE 146 - ONE NOTE NIGEL
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    EPISODE 146 - ONE NOTE NIGELOn today's show, Chris talks about the British war on clapping, meeting Eminem, filming his special in Minneapolis, Zack Doncovio always forgetting his ID, the discovery of Orange Cassidy, Kevin Hart working hard, T.I., and Matthew McConaughey joining Instagram.
  • EPISODE 147 - CHARLIE GRATEFUL
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    EPISODE 147 - CHARLIE GRATEFULOn today's show, Chris talks about hats from Goorin Bros, his dad and calamari, clothes from H&M, an accident at the Soho Grand, Menorahs, the grove, complaining about Christmas coming early, and missed connections.
  • EPISODE 148 - CHRIS CALLS HIS DAD
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    EPISODE 148 - CHRIS CALLS HIS DADOn today's show, Chris talks about disgraced Papa Johns CEO John Schnatter, acceptable pizza numbers, working out with Dave Bautista, the temperament of Keanu Reeves, and Chris and his dad, Bill, have a discussion about calamari over the phone.
  • EPISODE 149 - STILL SQUIRTIN'
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    EPISODE 149 - STILL SQUIRTIN'On today's show, Chris revisits the Cats trailer and everything wrong with it, The Irishman, DJ Premier, Bun B, and the Mai Tai/Iced Americano/Turkey Sausage Life, Joe Biden, and Scooter Braun.
  • EPISODE 150 - MATT'S BACK
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    EPISODE 150 - MATT'S BACKMatt D'Elia joins us today's show! Today Chris and Matt dissect the trailer for Drunk Parents, watch scenes from To Catch A Predator, and share stories from La Cañada High School.
  • EPISODE 151 - THIS IS MY LIFE!
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    EPISODE 151 - THIS IS MY LIFE!Today Chris discusses being in You, Goodfellas, pre-security restaurants in the airport, having a baby, Mariah Carey, speaking gibberish, Volcano and Dante's Peak being released in the same year, box office bombs, and we name an elder!
  • EPISODE 152 - F MY CARCASS (HOLIDAY EPISODE)
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    EPISODE 152 - F MY CARCASS (HOLIDAY EPISODE)Today Chris talks about interrupting Bryan Callen's set in Phoenix, armpit Botox, monkey bars, other playground rides, Timothée Chalamet, Chris Evans, CGI on Jason Derulo's bulge, and "Cat School."
  • EPISODE 153 - CHILDRENS ARE BACK FROM THE PLAYGROUND
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    EPISODE 153 - CHILDRENS ARE BACK FROM THE PLAYGROUNDToday Chris talks about New Year's Resolutions, the movie Only The Strong & Paco Christian Prieto, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Segal, Stallone, and Pacino.

 

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