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Season 2018
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52 Episodes
- EPISODE 49 - YEAR OF THE DOESN’T MATTERE49
EPISODE 49 - YEAR OF THE DOESN’T MATTERIt's the 49th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about New Year’s resolutions. Also discussed: Chinese New Year, the year of the dog, the city of San Diego, drooling more in 2018, and E40. And of course, Chris does TMFUIPOTW and answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 50 - SINCYE50
EPISODE 50 - SINCYIt's the 50th episode, wow! On today's show, Chris talks about Logan Paul and Logan Paul's dad. Also discussed: how nothing changes when it's a new year, the current state of comedy, emotional intelligence, WWJD bracelets, meeting 2pac in heaven, the racist H&M ad, Swedish people. - EPISODE 51 - PRACTICE SOME BE QUIETSE51
EPISODE 51 - PRACTICE SOME BE QUIETSIt's the 51st episode! On today's show, Chris talks about the way people react when you joke about religion. Also discussed: the movie Love and a Bullet, Hawaiian culture, the controversial Emily Ratajkowski ad, "shithole countries", and more. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 52 - UNABASHEDLY, NOE52
EPISODE 52 - UNABASHEDLY, NOIt's the 52nd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about Art Basel and bad art. Also discussed: Kanye and Chicago West, horrendous celebrity names, Marina Abramovic, TMFUIPOTW, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 53 - YUME53
EPISODE 53 - YUMIt's the 53rd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about ventriloquists and puppets. Also discussed: Gasparilla Pirate Festival, being an actual cult leader, the dark web, people with clammy hands, drunk girls in Tampa, the meaning of life, and giving your all. We have a double installment of TMFUIPOTW, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 54 - DICK-NOSED FUCK PARTYE54
EPISODE 54 - DICK-NOSED FUCK PARTYIt's the 54th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about sex parties. Also discussed: people who prank each other, getting in fights in traffic, No H8, women who shave their heads, and the Super Bowl. We have a special elder today, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 55 - THE MOST NORMAL MAN IN THE WORLDE55
EPISODE 55 - THE MOST NORMAL MAN IN THE WORLDIt's the 55th episode! On today's show, Chris tells a few stories from being in Canada. Also discussed: getaway sticks, the Gerald Stanley trial, old off the hook phone messages, "spirit animals", "hangry", the Olympics, curling, Black Panther, and how basmati rice is not good. We have a new elder today, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 56 - SMOTHERBOXE56
EPISODE 56 - SMOTHERBOXIt's the 56th episode! On today's show, Chris discovers some new sex terms on wikipedia. Also discussed: the Black Panther opening, bad movies from the 90s, getting older, Golden Girls and the TV show Hunter, and snacks from Trader Joe’s. We have a new elder today, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 57 - THE BARE-FACED LIEE57
EPISODE 57 - THE BARE-FACED LIEIt's the 57th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about family arguments. Also discussed: mistaken song lyrics, actors playing trans, porn on Instagram, and people falling down. We have a new elder today, we do TMFUIPOTW, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 58 - BACK IN BLACKE58
EPISODE 58 - BACK IN BLACKIt's the 58th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about auditioning in Hollywood. Also discussed: great Jay Z lyrics, Akon, being sick, pronouncing Russell Westbrook, road rage stories, and people with bad senses of humor. We have a new elder today, TMFUIPOTW, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 59 - EXCALIBUR WEAPONE59
EPISODE 59 - EXCALIBUR WEAPONIt's the 59th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about hating multicolored tortilla chips. Also discussed: popcorn, airport wifi, separating your brownies and ice cream, camping, and Club Monaco. We have a new elder today, TMFUIPOTW, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 60 - JOJO’S CUPE60
EPISODE 60 - JOJO’S CUPIt's the 60th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about childhood influences. Also discussed: childhood influences, following Sebastian, nude beach babysitters, showing your family love, an email from Uncle Vinny, and bouncy balls. Also, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 61 - MCNOYINE61
EPISODE 61 - MCNOYINIt's the 61st episode! On today's show, Chris talks about taking TV too seriously. Also discussed: movers, old timey weightlifters, McDonald's, time machines, 35-minute desserts and raspberry sauce. We name a new elder and Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 62 - PUTTING A PRICE ON SODOMYE62
EPISODE 62 - PUTTING A PRICE ON SODOMYIt's the 62nd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about April Fool's Day and pranks. Also discussed: jet lag, people who are bad at filming stuff, how to be good at sex, having preference with porn, a price for sodomy, and a voicemail from Uncle Vinny & Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 63 - PAPCOCKE63
EPISODE 63 - PAPCOCKWow it's the 63rd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about having a bunch of kids. Also discussed: Conor McGregor, a Cuban Uber driver, not knowing what day it is, the tediousness of being on set, people who do their own stunts, Eminem, & Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 64 - WE DEVELOP PSYCHOPATHSE64
EPISODE 64 - WE DEVELOP PSYCHOPATHSIt's the 64th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about The Rock. Also discussed: Beyoncé, Starbucks, the Terminator movies, James Cameron, Arnold Schwarzenegger, hashtag holidays, Chick-fil-A, sexist R&B lyrics, & we have TMFUIPOTW. - EPISODE 65 - WALMART COMIC KIDE65
EPISODE 65 - WALMART COMIC KIDIt's the 65th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about NBA locker room fashion. Also discussed: the South, Blade Runner, computers in older futuristic movies, and Walmart Yodel Boy. We name a special elder and Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 66 - WHOOPITY SCOOP WHOOP POOPE66
EPISODE 66 - WHOOPITY SCOOP WHOOP POOPIt's the 66th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about Kanye West. Also discussed: getting a tattoo, this girl with the controversial prom dress, political people getting offended, the microfiche, Jodie Foster, Elvis, R. Kelly, Bill Cosby, TMFUIPOTW & Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 67 - HAMBERICAN IDOLE67
EPISODE 67 - HAMBERICAN IDOLIt's the 67th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about Ryan Seacrest. Also discussed: Emily Ratajkowski, The Goo Goo Dolls, San Francisco being too cold, Logan Paul, game show announcers, TMFUIPOTW & Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 71 - FREEDOME71
EPISODE 71 - FREEDOMIt's the 71st episode! On today's show, Chris talks about taking a stand for what you believe in, a.k.a. your "freedom" moment. Chris also plays around with his new soundboard. Also discussed: Car wash etiquette, what is a "brand", drug stores selling clothes, baseball hats with non-baseball stuff on them, and the one time he committed robbery. - EPISODE 73 - LIL MONOPOLY PIECEE73
EPISODE 73 - LIL MONOPOLY PIECEIt's the 73rd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about being XXXTentacion. Also discussed: camping, parasols, Lil Tay, being genuine when dating, Hugh Grant, Nicolas Cage, and Daddy's sweaty chest. Plus, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 74 - IT'S BEAUTIFUL, DONG!E74
EPISODE 74 - IT'S BEAUTIFUL, DONG!It's the 74th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about how being disrespectful is actually respectful. Also discussed: The Secret, people from Midwest City, Brent Morin, hibernating, bad movies vs. good movies, and leg day. Plus, Chris answers a couple questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 75 - EXECUTIVE PRODUCED BY YOUE75
EPISODE 75 - EXECUTIVE PRODUCED BY YOUIt's the 75th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about LeBron James moving to the Lakers. Also discussed: Drake's new album Scorpion, people who say 'Lake Show', cuttlefish mating, world population battle royale, and Guitar Hero. Plus, Chris answers a bunch questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 76 - FLEX AVENUEE76
EPISODE 76 - FLEX AVENUEIt's the 76th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about reggae and Mad Cobra. Also discussed: Jamaican dancing, the kids trapped in the cave, the worst movies on Netflix, and buying expensive clothes. Plus, Chris answers a bunch questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 77 - SET IT AND FORGET IT!E77
EPISODE 77 - SET IT AND FORGET IT!It's the 77th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about hiking. Also discussed: infomercials, closeted gay behavior, getting hit on by guys, "unsolicited jizz", "Vietnam pubes", and TMZ. Plus, Chris answers a bunch questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 78 - I DON'T WANNA FUCK CHAIRSE78
EPISODE 78 - I DON'T WANNA FUCK CHAIRSIt's the 78th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about R. Kelly's new song "I Admit.:" Also discussed: Houston, Twitter arguments, James Gunn, Tekashi 6ix9ine, an a story about the time Chris interrupted his own set to take a shit. Also, fuck boba. Plus, Chris answers a bunch questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 79 - EVIL SCIENTIST WITH A BONERE79
EPISODE 79 - EVIL SCIENTIST WITH A BONERIt's the 79th episode! On today's show, Chris tells a couple of stories from Montreal. Also discussed: wacky hair, burpees, Air Canada and airplane internet, and The Space Force. Plus, Chris answers a bunch questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 80 - PROLONGING THE BRBRE80
EPISODE 80 - PROLONGING THE BRBRIt's the 80th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about 'brbr' and how long it should take to have sex. Also discussed: sex positions, Tom Cruise, stunts, poetry, auditioning, Las Vegas, Thunder Down Under, and ultimate frisbee. Plus, Chris answers a bunch questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 81 - I'M MEE81
EPISODE 81 - I'M MEIt's the 81st episode! On today's show, Chris talks about being yourself. Also discussed: dogs throwing up, Family Guy, period piece movies, symphony hair vs. hockey player hair, tribal mentality, and growing up. Plus, Chris answers a bunch questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 82 - HOFFA NICE DAYE82
EPISODE 82 - HOFFA NICE DAYIt's the 82nd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about gourds, and people who are gourds. Also discussed: not caring about food presentation, Yellow Submarine, District 9, Eminem, 69ing, pineapples on pizza, Die Hard, and some stories from elementary school. - EPISODE 83 - LIT ASIAN BANKERE83
EPISODE 83 - LIT ASIAN BANKERIt's the 83rd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about his time with The Chainsmokers in Las Vegas. Also discussed: lobster quesadillas, cuddling, All Star by Smashmouth, Africa by Toto, Burning Man, and karaoke. We name a new Elder (finally!) and answer a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 84 - LITTLE CHURCHE84
EPISODE 84 - LITTLE CHURCHIt's the 84th episode! It's Labor Day. On today's show, Chris talks about ASMR. Also discussed: diss tracks, Mark Wahlberg and how he wakes up too early, the dystopian future, speedos, going into the ocean past your knees, Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, Italians taking off the month of August (Ferragosto), & siestas. We name a new Elder and answer a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 85 - JOHNNY HIPSCRYE85
EPISODE 85 - JOHNNY HIPSCRYIt's the 85th episode! On today's show, Chris tells his Kurt Russell story. Also discussed: math flirting, Car Wash by Rose Royce, Myspace and the Top 8, and what you should do if you own a waffle maker. We name a new Elder and answer a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 86 - GET GULLYE86
EPISODE 86 - GET GULLYIt's the 86th episode! On today's show, it's story time! Chris tells a story about his friend after 9/11, a filthy story about hiking in Runyon Canyon and a couple of his favorite stories from the Comedy Store. Also discussed: Tekashi 6ix9ine, being a DJ, Sticky Fingaz, and spiders, plus Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 87 - TRIPLE TALAQE87
EPISODE 87 - TRIPLE TALAQIt's the 87th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about growing up, role models, and what it means to be a role model. Also discussed: Suge Knight, Bill Cosby, airplanes, Kopi Luwak (cat poop coffee), the triple Talaq, plus Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 88 - THAT TOP NOTEE88
EPISODE 88 - THAT TOP NOTEIt's the 88th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about Kawhi Leonard and his amazing laugh. Also discussed: Tekashi 6ix9ine (of course), Kanye on SNL, DJ Pooh, JR Smith and his Supreme tattoo, that ice cream tester guy, method acting and performances, and Phil Knight and his book. Plus, there's a NEW TMFUIPOTW & Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 89 - WOOOOOOOOH!E89
EPISODE 89 - WOOOOOOOOH!It's the 89th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about the Conor McGregor vs Khabib Nurmagomedov fight. Also discussed: Butt's Up, Mike Tyson, Russians, Melania Trump, vocal training, and a big pet peeve. Plus, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 90 - LA LA LA PROBLEME90
EPISODE 90 - LA LA LA PROBLEMIt's the 90th episode! On today's show, Chris tells some childhood stories. Also discussed: Peabo Bryson, Carnegie Hall, Chris's dad, is there a god?, Shannon Sharpe, and stupid dishes. Plus, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 91 - SAYONARASVILLEE91
EPISODE 91 - SAYONARASVILLEIt's the 91st episode! On today's show, Chris tells a story about his opener and his passport in Couvey. Also discussed: Alonzo Bodden, Tuscan flavor, sandwiches, throwing pillows, truffle popcorn, more Shannon Sharpe, and the Lakers brawl. Plus, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 93 - PUBLIC CONVERSATIONAL LAPDANCEE93
EPISODE 93 - PUBLIC CONVERSATIONAL LAPDANCEIt's the 93rd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about seeing racism right here in Hollywood. Also discussed: a mother who confronted an online gamer, Halloween, Spanish class, tetanus shots, Double Dragon, Tony Danza, and No Nut November. Plus, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 94 - FEELS SO GOOD IN MY HOODE94
EPISODE 94 - FEELS SO GOOD IN MY HOODIt's the 94th episode! On today's show, Chris goes through some Craigslist missed connections. Also discussed: Idris Elba, JCVD, Montell Jordan, tetanus shot still hurting, American Idol, and Brian McKnight. Plus, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 95 - BUILD A ROCKET SHIPE95
EPISODE 95 - BUILD A ROCKET SHIPIt's the 95th episode, wow! On today's show, Chris talks about the bombshell Tekashi 6ix9ine news. Also discussed: what is racketeering?, San Francisco is always freezing, unpacking at hotels, who eats complimentary breakfast?, luggage racks, hotel showers, Raya, and Jawzrsize. - EPISODE 96 - YOU GOT SHINTAROE96
EPISODE 96 - YOU GOT SHINTAROIt's the 96th episode, almost to 100! On today's show, Chris talks about holiday shopping and everyone's obsession with deals. Also discussed: ginkgo biloba, Bill Clinton, Eric Trump, a very Italian story, Dwight Howard and general intolerance towards gay people, the military, religion, baseball, and favorite directors. Plus, we do Missed Connections, and Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. - EPISODE 97 - CADILLAC VRILLSE97
EPISODE 97 - CADILLAC VRILLSIt's the 97th episode, getting close! On today's show, Chris talks about Ludacris and the Fast & Furious franchise for way too long. Also discussed: bad Geico Commercials, deadpan comedy, Apple Maps, Ed Burns, Abcde, & Jay Z and Beyonce. Plus, we do Missed Connections. - EPISODE 98 - ONE ANUS-GRAB AWAYE98
EPISODE 98 - ONE ANUS-GRAB AWAYIt's the 98th episode, getting closer! On today's show, Chris talks about how he thinks a bigender robot should host the Oscars. Also discussed: TED Radio Hour, Derren Brown, Nimesh Patel, and how hard it is to do a show with no Internet (which is what we did today). - EPISODE 99 - MY HANDS ARE TIED NOWE99
EPISODE 99 - MY HANDS ARE TIED NOWIt's the 99th episode, 1 more to 100! On today's show, Chris talks about social media influencers. Also discussed: Robert DeNiro, Copland, YouTubers, IHOP/IHOB, the republican sex position, Rs at the end of non-R words. We answer some Twitter questions and do Missed Connections. - EPISODE 100 - THE CHURCH OF KAY (WITH MATT D'ELIA)E100
EPISODE 100 - THE CHURCH OF KAY (WITH MATT D'ELIA)Episode 100! The centennial! Christmas Eve! Please welcome our first guest, Matt D'Elia. On today's show, Chris and Matt discuss family. Also discussed: a special life philosophy, Donald Trump, Jim Carrey, fashion, and Keith Hernandez. Matt joins in on Missed Connections, plus brings a couple surprises to the show. A heartfelt thank you to all the fans for your love and support. We love you.