The filthy broads of Cheap Smokes bring you original sketches, drunken rants, and completely unladylike behaviour in this fun and hilarious show. Please smoke responsibly.
Where to Watch Season 1
53 Episodes
Cheap Smokes Answers Back
E1
Cheap Smokes Answers Back'Cheap Smokes' comedy duo Kaitlin and Laura were thrilled with your comments about their SwearNet debut. They wanted to say thanks, and show you their boobs - OR DID THEY?
Alley Cats
E2
Alley CatsHoly shit, lock up your sons. And your liquor. And your bananas. Cheap Smokes are in the 'hood.
Freshen up!
E3
Freshen up!Wanna know what a girl REALLY does when she goes to "freshen up" in the bathroom? It's not pretty.
Two Drunk Girls Discuss World Issues: Legalize Marijauna
E4
Two Drunk Girls Discuss World Issues: Legalize Marijauna
Hungover Workouts: Pilates
E5
Hungover Workouts: PilatesKaitlin and Laura attempt to teach a Pilates workout despite being extremely hungover.
First Date
E6
First DateTed and Jenna come to the end of an adorable first date. Then something goes HORRIBLY wrong.
Laundromat
E7
LaundromatJust when you finally get a cute guy's number, something shitty happens.
Morning
E8
MorningEver woken up after a drunken night out and can't remember what happened? This probably happened.
Loosefoot
E9
LoosefootSometimes, you just gotta fucking DANCE.
Hugs
E10
HugsKaitlin and Laura take to the streets to raise awareness about a condition that affects everyone. Yep, that means you too.
A Message to the Boys
E11
A Message to the BoysDon't worry boys, Kaitlin and Laura are looking after the SwearNet studio while you're away. Nothing has been fucked up. Much.
Crack
E12
CrackJoin kids' entertainers Pickles and Jelly for songs and jokes, arts and crafts, liquor and crack pipes. Wait, what the fuck?
Tinder
E13
TinderSwipe left or swipe right? Kaitlin and Laura take the live Tinder challenge, and find out which one the men of Halifax wanna bang.
Ecstasy
E14
EcstasyPickles and Jelly are joined by their new friend and neighbour, Cory Smickler. And Cory knows of a super fun way to GET HAPPY.
Hungover Workouts: Get Ripped with Cedric
E15
Hungover Workouts: Get Ripped with CedricThe girls work off their hangovers with a Hip-Hop-West-African-Latin-American-Flamenco workout routine, led by Cedric the Personal Trainer.
Cocaine
E16
CocaineThis week, Pickles and Jelly learn that swearing is wrong and you should never fucking do it. And Uncle Terry drops by with a bag of white magic.
Makeup
E17
MakeupHey girls, wanna look like Marilyn Monroe? Let makeup expert Kaitlin show you how, as she transforms Laura into the blonde movie goddess.
Jean Marie
E18
Jean MarieLaura interviews beloved SwearNet employee, Jean Marie. But what the fuck does she actually do?
Walk of Shame
E19
Walk of ShameThinking of going to a fancy dress party as a hot dog, or sexy Donald Trump? Think again.
Heather
E20
HeatherDrive-thru coffee, office parties, dead antelopes - just a day in the life of a modern, go-getting samsquamptch.
The Morning Show
E21
The Morning ShowStart your day right with The Morning Show. Get the lowdown on movies we've never seen, a special news report from Pat Roach, and tons of crazy morning fun. Brought to you by Mom Wine.
The Morning Show 2
E22
The Morning Show 2
Studio Tour
E23
Studio TourWhat's it like inside the SwearNet studio? Kaitlin and Laura take you on a tour to its most intimate parts.
The Morning Show 3
E24
The Morning Show 3
Chicken
E25
ChickenWhich came first, the chicken or the - horse?
Stoned Movie Reviews: Star Wars
E26
Stoned Movie Reviews: Star WarsKaitlin and Laura get high and discuss that movie about the future with the robots and shit.
The Audition
E27
The AuditionWhen you're a hot young actor trying to make it in the movies, you gotta do what you gotta do.
SwearNet Introduction
E28
SwearNet IntroductionKaitlin and Laura are back at the SwearNet studio and are making some daring new shows. And if things get fucked up - Preston can deal with it.
The Cocktale Hour Part 1
E29
The Cocktale Hour Part 1Join lovely European sluts Svetlana and Vivian for sex tips, relationship advice, and a lesson on how to make a Blow Job - cocktail.
Stoned Movie Reviews: Casablanca
E30
Stoned Movie Reviews: CasablancaNever seen the classic Humphrey Bogart movie and want to know all about it? For fuck's sake don't watch this.
Skid Marks
E31
Skid MarksAhhh, the warm afterglow of that perfect first date banging session. What could possibly go wrong?
Johnny Depp Look
E32
Johnny Depp LookWanna look like Johnny Depp? Of course you fucking do. Kaitlin and Laura show you how.
The... Afternoon Show
E33
The... Afternoon ShowTop o' the afternoon to ya SwearNet. Broadcasting from the basement, Laura learns to dress for her body, Kaitlin's motorist morals are tested, and we get a stoned review of Psycho.
The Cocktale Hour Part 2
E34
The Cocktale Hour Part 2Charming Euro-sluts Svetlana and Vivian are back. This week, they're talking Sex on the Beach "both the drink and the act of banging on a beach", and they're answering viewer questions.
Magic Mushrooms
E35
Magic MushroomsPickles and Jelly are joined by their smelly friend Hippie Ted, and if you're a fan of magic, Hippie Ted has a treat for you. Learn how to buy and ingest shrooms, but remember - STAY NORMAL.
Continuity Errors
E36
Continuity ErrorsKaitlin is heartbroken - Laura is planning to leave town. But will the girls allow small differences to tear their friendship apart?
A Day in the Life of Jean Marie
E37
A Day in the Life of Jean MarieSwearNet's fucked up janitor Jean Marie asks Laura to follow her on an average day in the studio. You'll see some DECENT cameos from SwearNet staff and the Boys themselves.
Top O\' the After-Oon to Ya!
E38
Top O\' the After-Oon to Ya!Well, The Morning Show has completely fallen to shit and the girls have already gone way over their $50 production budget. Thankfully, they have a ton of Mom Wine "now with tequila!" to get both fucked AND fucked up.
Horse Tranquilizer
E39
Horse TranquilizerSilly scoundrels Pickles and Jelly are back. The girls discuss the differences between "photography" and "pornography" and experiment with Horse Tranquilizer.
Surprised Ya!
E40
Surprised Ya!Ashley lives a dull life, working a boring job, in a loveless marriage. But this is no ordinary day - things are about to get pretty fuckin' crazy, pretty fuckin' quick.
One Night Stand
E41
One Night StandThe worst part of a one night stand is trying to make a sneaky exit without having to deal with the random fucker you've banged. Kaitlin tries her best ninja moves and attempts to vanish without a trace.
The Promotion
E42
The PromotionJean Marie is tired of being underappreciated at SwearNet studios. She's gunning for a promotion, and whether it's mopping walls, renting vehicles, or buying lunch for the office, she's going to prove that she's an ASSet. YOU BET.
Heather\'s Looking for a Date
E43
Heather\'s Looking for a DateHeather the samsquamptch has awoken from hibernation and she has a hunger for LOVE. With a little help from her BFF Barb, Heather sets up a Tinder account and finds herself on the fast track to romance.
The Cocktale Hour Part 3
E44
The Cocktale Hour Part 3Who better to answer viewer sex questions than former porn stars Svetlana and Vivian? Learn about avoiding pregnancy, how to make a Slippery Nipple, and discover the "Sex Fact of the Day."
Heather\'s Pregnancy Scare
E45
Heather\'s Pregnancy ScareNot that long ago, Heather the Samsquamptch barely knew what Tinder was. Fast forward a few short weeks, and she already thinks she's pregnant. Her date may not remember, this, but - they were not as "safe" as they could've been.
Carpet Munchers
E46
Carpet MunchersIf your carpet is full of lumps, fear not. Ambitious entrepreneurs Candace and Chip, aka CARPET MUNCHERS, have you covered - 5am - 10pm, 365 days a year.
The Cocktale Hour Part 4
E47
The Cocktale Hour Part 4Vivian and Svetlana are well lubricated for the 4th and final edition of the Cocktale Hour. Vivian discusses her love of animals (ferrets and dogs are the flavour of the day today), and Svetlana discusses her love of Vivian's dad.
The Self Tape
E48
The Self TapeSwearNet's plucky custodian Jean Marie never lets a showbiz opportunity pass her by. If Laura wants to put together an audition tape, Jean Marie is going to get herself some of that action, you bet.
Family Day
E49
Family DayHeather the samsquamptch comes to work on a sleepy Monday to find the office empty. Suspecting the jokes on her, and loving a good prank, Heather has a bit of fun and gets some revenge on her hillarious coworkers.
The Security Footage
E50
The Security FootageSomeone's been fucking around at SwearNet studios, with Preston's office being a particularly fucked-over target. Preston checks the security tapes - does he discover the culprit? YOU BET.
Street Battles
E51
Street BattlesOn the advice of Mike fuckin' Smith, Kaitlin and Laura head down to the Halifax waterfront to see who can casually drop in the most swear words while trying to order food. Which fucking fuck will get the most fucks in?
Hungry?
E52
Hungry?Things get steamy when Laura and Kaitlin partake in a local custom. What happens in Halifax stays in Halifax.
The Blind Date
E53
The Blind DateAh, the magical nervous energy that comes with a blind date. Will it be love at first sight? Could a soul mate be waiting? Laura wants to make sure she puts her best foot forward, and she knows just the way to do it.
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