Carl's Pissed

Season 5

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"Carl's Pissed" (also known as "Carl" and "Carl's Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week" depending on the aired season) is an online series on Adult Swim Video starring Carl Brutananadilewski from the popular Adult Swim program Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Beginning in October 2007, the Adult Swim website began posting exclusive videos of Carl's thoughts and musings on sports-related current events.

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19 Episodes

  • St. Louis vs. Detroit
    E1
    St. Louis vs. DetroitCarl gives his first prediction of the 2012 season.
  • Cleveland Browns vs. Cincinnati Bengals
    E2
    Cleveland Browns vs. Cincinnati BengalsCarl gives a rundown of last week's winners and losers and predicts Ohio's big showdown victor for this weekend.
  • Kansas City Chiefs vs. New Orleans Saints
    E3
    Kansas City Chiefs vs. New Orleans SaintsCarl discusses the importance of time management on Monday nights and how any coach can (and should) apply the film career of Tom Berenger to their technique.
  • No Lock No Way Nohow
    E4
    No Lock No Way NohowCarl protests the detestable performance of replacement referees by undertaking a lock-strike.
  • Atlanta Falcons vs. Washington Redskins
    E5
    Atlanta Falcons vs. Washington RedskinsIcing the kicker? Don't make Carl laugh. You wouldn't like him when he's laughy.
  • Denver Broncos vs. San Diego Chargers
    E6
    Denver Broncos vs. San Diego ChargersDrew Brees does not impress Carl. Nor should he impress you. You kids with your pads and your helmets.
  • Baltimore Ravens vs. Houston Texans
    E7
    Baltimore Ravens vs. Houston TexansUnbeknownst to some, Carl has a literate side, and he wants to tell you the true Baltimore score, and the Ray Lewis sore, evermore.
  • Miami Dolphins vs. New York Jets
    E8
    Miami Dolphins vs. New York JetsCarl breaks down New York's catch-22 and gives the world the gift of "Carling."
  • Pittsburgh Steelers Vs. New York Giants
    E9
    Pittsburgh Steelers Vs. New York GiantsWhen it comes to the lock, Carl will not be deterred by a waist-high toxic river in his "living room."
  • Dallas Cowboys vs. Philadelphia Eagles
    E10
    Dallas Cowboys vs. Philadelphia EaglesWith the poor economy taken into account, Carl accepts the sucky NFL coaches to prevent a blackhole from sucking up his flooded mobile home.
  • Chicago Bears vs. San Francisco 49ers
    E11
    Chicago Bears vs. San Francisco 49ersCarl picks apart the issue of head injury with the authority of a recipient.
  • Detroit Lions vs. Indianapolis Colts
    E12
    Detroit Lions vs. Indianapolis ColtsCarl and his lips are thankful to know that a man can't always be responsible for what happens with his feet.
  • New York Jets vs. Jacksonville Jaguars
    E13
    New York Jets vs. Jacksonville JaguarsCarl's got one hand swaying with a lighter and the other clutching an omelet of sweet broken eggs.
  • Atlanta Falcons vs. New York Giants
    E14
    Atlanta Falcons vs. New York GiantsIf only football players doubled as contortionists, there would be fewer injuries.
  • New Orleans Saints vs. Dallas Cowboys
    E15
    New Orleans Saints vs. Dallas CowboysThe coming apocalypse calls for a sacrificial ceremony because Carl can't lock it in worth crap.
  • Indianapolis Colts vs. Baltimore Ravens
    E16
    Indianapolis Colts vs. Baltimore RavensCarl reviews Black Monday's firings and why they all deserved it.
  • Seattle Seahawks vs. Atlanta Falcons
    E17
    Seattle Seahawks vs. Atlanta FalconsCarl discusses his MMA physique and pulls back the curtain on the myth of "jetlag."
  • Conference Championships
    E18
    Conference ChampionshipsCarl goes two for one this week as he gives fashion its due consideration in the San Francisco / Atlanta and Baltimore / New England matchups this Sunday.
  • Baltimore Ravens vs. San Francisco 49ers
    E19
    Baltimore Ravens vs. San Francisco 49ersCarl gives the biggest game of the year his official insultalysis.

 

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