Car 54, Where Are You?

Season 2

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The misadventures of two of New York's finest in the 53rd precinct in the Bronx. Toody, the short, stocky and dim-witted one, either saves the day or messes things up, much to the chagrin of Muldoon, the tall, lanky and smart one.

30 Episodes

  • Hail to the Chief
    E1
    Hail to the ChiefBecause their partnership has lasted so long, the secret service choose Toody and Muldoon to drive the president to the U.N. Unfortunately, Muldoon is incapacitated by the stress of ferrying his hero, Kennedy.
  • One Sleepy People
    E2
    One Sleepy PeopleFrancis and Lucille get the wrong idea, while watching a steamy movie on TV, that each loves the other.
  • A Man Is Not an Ox
    E3
    A Man Is Not an OxWhen a medical doctor sees similarities between two oxen yoked together for 10 years and Car 54's occupants, the boys try to behave out-of-sync, but fail.
  • Schnauser's Last Ride
    E4
    Schnauser's Last RideThe boys recount what happened when Schnauser was taken off his mounted police route.
  • Toody & Muldoon Sing Along with Mitch
    E5
    Toody & Muldoon Sing Along with MitchWhen the 53rd precinct Whippoorwills audition for Mitch Miller, it's clear which of the 4 is the problem, but who will tell Toody?
  • Occupancy, August 1st
    E6
    Occupancy, August 1stMrs. Bronson causes trouble again -- by moving in to her promised apartment on the day it was promised to her -- but it's not finished! Once again she's adept at deflecting all opponents.
  • Remember St. Petersburg
    E7
    Remember St. PetersburgA fortune-telling scam ring mistakes Leo as royalty, and calls Sylvia with the news. Another mistake has the con artists convincing an undercover Toody that he's royalty, and Leo's his brother.
  • That's Show Business
    E8
    That's Show BusinessMuldoon's sister Peggy lands a part in the play "Waiting for Wednesday" and the boys of the 53rd Precinct become financial backers before learning that it's a gritty play about police brutality.
  • Toody Undercover
    E9
    Toody UndercoverToody winds up undercover as part of a mob ring. His intimate knowledge of the area (bank layouts, burglar alarms & patrolmen habits) makes him a better crook than cop.
  • I Hate Captain Block
    E10
    I Hate Captain BlockWhen Toody takes care of Captain Block's parrot, he decides to teach it to talk. But this backfires when he says he hates Captain Block in front of the bird, and the parrot begins repeating it.
  • A Star Is Born in the Bronx
    E11
    A Star Is Born in the BronxSylvia Schnauser goes into delusional rapture when asked to plug cookies on television.
  • Pretzel Mary
    E12
    Pretzel MaryThe boys finally bust a nasty nuisance in the Park - "Pretzel Mary". When they see her deplorable living conditions they replace her furniture - not realizing what they're taking away.
  • 142 Tickets on the Aisle
    E13
    142 Tickets on the AisleWhen the boys of the 53rd Precinct suddenly show an interest in the clean and uplifting Broadway epic "Little Miss Pioneer," so does the prurient public.
  • Stop Thief
    E14
    Stop ThiefAfter overhearing the Captain rehearsing a play in his office, the boys think he's a kleptomaniac! They "cover" for him by re-stealing all his Xmas presents. Can they make things right by the end of Christmas Eve?
  • Je T'Adore Muldoon
    E15
    Je T'Adore MuldoonTo get girl-shy Francis to ask the Captain's niece to the Mardi Gras Ball, the 53rd conspires to boost his ego. Suddenly, he's a Casanova! Who will go to the Ball?
  • The White Elephant
    E16
    The White ElephantA gang buys the cursed eatery next to the bank to drill through the common wall into the vault -- but the boys of the 53rd stop by to see how they're doing, and help them establish a luncheonette instead.
  • Benny the Bookie's Last Chance
    E17
    Benny the Bookie's Last ChanceBenny's up for parole yet again, and the boys are sure he's going straight now. They set him up w/a candy store, and when he gets "in trouble" and tries mightily to get back in jail, the 53rd won't hear of it
  • The Presidential Itch
    E18
    The Presidential ItchAn unexpected challenger vies to unseat Muldoon in his bid to be reelected as president of the policeman's Brotherhood Club.
  • Toody & Muldoon Meet the Russians
    E19
    Toody & Muldoon Meet the RussiansThe boys chaperon two Russian ambassadors, and turn them into American capitalists.
  • Here We Go Again
    E20
    Here We Go AgainMuldoon's father, Patrick was a police captain and a hero -- or was he?
  • The Star Boarder
    E21
    The Star BoarderGunther and Lucille Toody are trying to make some extra money. They decide to rent a room,taking in a preacher as a paying boarder. He seems as honest as the day is long but is he actually who he says he is?
  • The Biggest Day of the Year
    E22
    The Biggest Day of the YearAfter Tooday tells Muldoon that "today's a very important day",Muldoon,the men & high ranking officials,try to figure out why it is.
  • Here Comes Charlie
    E23
    Here Comes CharlieThe boys of the 53rd Precinct attempt to help rehabilitate chronically drunk Charlie by finding him a job where he won't be tempted to drink, but the officers'regular visits to check up on Charlie have an unnerving effect on his teetotalist coworkers. A Larry Storch tour de force!
  • See You at the Bar Mitzvah
    E24
    See You at the Bar MitzvahWhen the boys find out that no one is going to the Bar Mitzvah of one boy on their basketball team because of his hated father, they spring into action.
  • I've Been Here Before
    E25
    I've Been Here BeforeA criminal gang bases its heists on the plots of the television program "Crimebusters," which program is also one of Officer Toody's favorite shows.
  • Joan Crawford Didn't Say No
    E26
    Joan Crawford Didn't Say NoWhen a septuagenarian delicatessen owner reports he will be marrying Joan Crawford, the boys of the 53rd are sent out to bust the phony matrimonial service that promises to pair its clients with Hollywood movie stars.
  • Lucille Is 40
    E27
    Lucille Is 40Lucille is upset over turning 40, so Gunther decides to surprise her by buying her a wig for a birthday gift, a deceptively simple endeavor fraught with misunderstanding and melodrama when nosy Sylvia Schnauser stumbles upon the scheme.
  • The Loves of Sylvia Schnauser
    E28
    The Loves of Sylvia SchnauserSylvia Schnauser helps the police dept. to set a trap for con artists posing as book publishers.
  • Puncher & Judy
    E29
    Puncher & JudyAt the begging and pleading of a girl (Shari Lewis) at a local beauty parlor, Toody and Muldoon enlist the help of champion boxer, (Sugar Ray Robinson) in a scheme to discourage a local male hair dresser at the same parlor from continuing his amateur boxing career.
  • The Curse of the Snitkins
    E30
    The Curse of the SnitkinsA jinx arrives at the 53rd and continues his streak of bringing bad luck wherever he goes.

Cast of Season 2

  • Fred GwynneOfficer Francis Muldoon
  • Joe E. RossOfficer Gunther Toody
  • Al LewisOfficer Leo Schnauser
  • Paul ReedCaptain Paul Block

Watch Season 2 Videos

  • Car 54, Where Are You: Season 2
    Car 54, Where Are You: Season 2Trailer
  • Car 54, Where Are You: Pretzel Mary
    Car 54, Where Are You: Pretzel MaryScene
  • Car 54, Where Are You: The Puncher And Judy
    Car 54, Where Are You: The Puncher And JudyScene
  • Car 54, Where Are You: A Star Is Born In The Bronx
    Car 54, Where Are You: A Star Is Born In The BronxScene
  • Car 54, Where Are You: Joan Crawford Didn't Say No
    Car 54, Where Are You: Joan Crawford Didn't Say NoScene

 

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