Walk On WaterBert pays a visit to an old foe at Gloucester's Greasy Pole contest before he heads up the coast to another Northeast competition. He attempts to literally walk on water to conquer a lobster crate race in Maine.
The Big Cheese
F2
The Big CheeseBert rides in a summer bobsleigh on wheels, a bungee jump from a bridge over the Cheakamus River, and a mad dash race down a hill in the annual cheese roll race at the Canadian Cheese Rolling Festival.
Mind-Blowing Michigan
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Mind-Blowing MichiganBert tackles Michigan's best thrills, including jetblading, riding sand dunes, and wooden coasters. His journey ends outside Detroit, where Bert visits a collection of daring, homemade, backyard thrills at the "Abusement Park."
Bringing Home the Bacon
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Bringing Home the BaconBert enjoys thrill rides, roadside attractions and hanging with monkeys and mermaids in his home state of Florida. His journey ends at the Greased Pig contest, where he chases a greasy, muddy pig and the winner gets to keep it.
Mr. Universal
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Mr. UniversalBert takes on Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit, Transformers: The Ride-3D and the Jurassic Park River Adventure at Universal Orlando Resort. Plus, he gets a behind-the-scenes look at Universal's newest ride, Skull Island: Reign of Kong.
Colorado Canyon Swing
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Colorado Canyon SwingBert faces his fear of heights by riding Colorado's highest thrill rides.
Bert & Gurney
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Bert & GurneyBert suffers injury before dashing through an inflatable obstacle course.
Midwest Mud Fest
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Midwest Mud FestBert races an ATV over a mud pit at the annual Eagle Mountain Mud Run in Burtrum, Minnesota.
Seeing Red
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Seeing RedCan Bert withstand 15 tons of flying tomatoes at the Seattle Tomato Battle?
Bert's Biggest Splash
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Bert's Biggest SplashBert flies down a ski jump turned waterslide, competing for biggest splash.
Running of the Balls
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Running of the BallsBert prays he can outrun a colossal plastic ball down a 1,000-foot hill.
Beta Test
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Beta TestBert gets to be a human guinea pig when he visits a ride-testing site in Utah; and he crushes cars in a military-grade tank during his time at an amusement park in Georgia.
Friday Night Heights
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Friday Night HeightsBert travels to Texas, where he rides boardwalk coasters, trains sea lions and faces his fear of heights by rappelling down a 16-story building.
Barbecue and Barbed Wire
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Barbecue and Barbed WireBert explores the best thrills of America's heartland, including a maniacally muddy 5km race.
