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If I Were a Carpenter

E1    Nov 11, 1983    50m
Dennis, Neville and Oz head for Germany, looking for work as bricklayers. They get work in Dusseldorf, but only two bricklayers are needed. Dennis makes out that Neville is a carpenter so that the trio can stay together. Neville isn't too happy with his work, since his carpentry skills are very limited. He decides to call it a day and head back home. That night, he goes out on the town and has too much to drink. He wakes up next morning with a tattoo on his arm, dedicated to someone named Lotte. He decides that he'll have to stay in Dusseldorf for the time being.
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Cast of If I Were a Carpenter
  • Tim HealyDennis Patterson
  • Kevin WhatelyNeville Hope
  • Jimmy NailLeonard 'Oz' Osborne
  • Gary HoltonWayne Norris
  • Christopher FairbankAlbert Moxey
  • Timothy SpallBarry Taylor
  • Pat RoachBrian 'Bomber' Busbridge
  • Julia TobinBrenda Hope
  • Brigitte KahnDagmar
  • Su ElliotMarjorie Osborne
  • Caroline HutchisonVera Patterson

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