1000 Ways to Die

Season 3

TV-14

The science of living and the randomness of death are combined with a dash of Darwinism. Forensic experts, pathologists, toxicologists, herpetologists, and other experts offer eloquent explanations of mortality.

Where to Watch Season 3

41 Episodes

Death on a Stick
E1
Death on a StickA drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.
Putting a Smiley Face on Death
E2
Putting a Smiley Face on DeathSelf-liposuction goes wrong; a swimmer saves his rod and loses his life; Proctologist gets ended; Russian gangsters have one too many; viking ruler tears into brother; shapely party girl goes bust; nature lover tries CPR on roadkill.
Stupid Is as Stupid Dies
E3
Stupid Is as Stupid DiesA meth maker loses face; a nudist has a killer diet; sorority girl swallows too much; survivalist gets the hook; spider makes a stud go thud; half-naked football fan gets freeze framed; two thrill-seekers lose their heads over piercings.
Dead Wrongs
E4
Dead WrongsTwo con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.
Fatal Distractions
E5
Fatal DistractionsA drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.
The End Is Weird
E6
The End Is WeirdA robot maker meets his maker; An exhibitionish goes down in public; Houdini's last escape; A vomit lover gets chunked; A prankster gets pranked; B-baller finds nothing but death; A Hollywood star gets drained.
Hurry Up and Die
E7
Hurry Up and DieAn amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.
Death Puts On a Dunce Cap
E8
Death Puts On a Dunce CapA diner eats a live octopus; multiple orgasms become a problem; a hunter becomes the game; a horny soccer fan gets blown away; an aging beauty loses face; a politician gets buggered; two crack heads get cracked heads.
Young, Dumb and Full of Death
E9
Young, Dumb and Full of DeathA clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.
Deep Fried Death
E10
Deep Fried DeathDeath in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.
Cure for the Common Death Pt. II
E11
Cure for the Common Death Pt. IIA low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.
Sudden Death
E12
Sudden DeathJapanese rocker dies onstage; prison inmate blows escape attempt; sexiled roommate gets revenge; vain dancer sucks it up; dumb terrorists melt down; Moronic hard hat falls hard; tall guy gets squeezed out in Medieval England.
Dying to Tell the Story
E13
Dying to Tell the StoryA spoiled man learns the hard way to not fall asleep in the middle of Africa, an Amish man and a southern couple die sipping on the good stuff and in a battle of man against computer, the computer wins.
If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You
E14
If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to YouThe origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.
The One About Dumb People Dying!
E15
The One About Dumb People Dying!A cremator gets creamed, Two luggage thieves steal the wrong bag and a pumpkin thief gets gourd and many other bizarre stories.
Getting a Rise from the Dead
E16
Getting a Rise from the DeadA sign spinner who picks a deadly way to flip his sign, a sneaky sous chef who picks the wrong place to hide from other staff and a mob hit by two mobsters that goes very wrong.
Ready or Not, Here Comes Death
E17
Ready or Not, Here Comes DeathA Japanese game show contestant dives down but comes up dead, a parkour enthusisast takes an unhealthy leap and two drunk hunters finding out that dynamite usage can be hazardous to one's health.
Grave Errors
E18
Grave ErrorsA hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict meeting her end in a move theater.
Killing Them Softly
E19
Killing Them SoftlyA Nigerian scam artist who winds up on the wrong end of his latest con, a grave robber who falls victim to the graveyard surroundings and an ex-Nazi who falls victim to delayed justice.
Better Them Than Us
E20
Better Them Than UsA theater owner finding out that flying can lead to the final curtain call, a Russian who gets death from above and a Revolutionary war setting with explosive results for one man.
Dead Before They Know It
E21
Dead Before They Know ItA girl takes cream from an unaware roommate with deadly consequences, two Sudanese thieves get death from high in the sky and a holiday mall Santa who ends the season on an icy point.
Stupid Is as Death Does
E22
Stupid Is as Death DoesA drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that long term playing can lead to a real life "game over".
Mister Death
E23
Mister DeathA football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head during the attempted theft.
Death, The New Black
E24
Death, The New BlackA disco dancer takes a fatal spin on the dance floor, a sauna contest has deadly results for the last contestant and an obnoxious drunk meets a heavy end at a plus sized beauty pageant.
Death Be a Lady Tonight
E25
Death Be a Lady TonightAn obnonoxious man steals a cab ride and gets cut down literally, an unhinged woman learns there is a fatal way to stalk her ex and terrorists find out that death can come from an unseen enemy.
Today’s Special: Death
E26
Today’s Special: DeathA woman who lied about her welding experience gets an explosive payback, a Prohibition era gunman finds a steamy bath house room is not the place to pull a gun and a right wing political activist makes a fatal point.
Eat, Pray Die
E27
Eat, Pray DieA Dark Ages witch hunter meets death by stones, a juvenile delinquent fools around with a piece of farm equipment with fatal results and a drunk at a bachelor party receives a sharp and fatal blow.
Wait, Don't Tell Me – You’re Dead!
E28
Wait, Don't Tell Me – You’re Dead!A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked, a stalker gets shafted and a prankster’s prank backfires.
Death - The Gift That Lasts Forever
E29
Death - The Gift That Lasts ForeverA cheatin' hubby gets eaten by a bear, an old pervert sex-plodes, a bride goes down at the altar, a package gets an anthrax surprise, an insomniac commits a hit and run, a bearded hipster drowns and a drunk worker's pants explode.
Death: One Size Fits All
E30
Death: One Size Fits AllA bakery worker, a coal miner, an oil wrestler and a driving instructor meet untimely demises.
Deadliest Kitsch
E31
Deadliest KitschDictator gets stuck; securtiy guard gets hosed; rock climber falls; cyclist runs out of breath; circus clown meets an insane posse.
Grave Decisions
E32
Grave DecisionsPolitico has a sneezing fit; a gun toting man blows up; a dirty biker gets justice; camper boils over with love.
Dirt Nap
E33
Dirt NapA bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, red head gets taken down, a badass teen meets a mail box, a sheister shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face, and a fart that kills.
Death Takes a Vacation
E34
Death Takes a VacationFood trucker gets fried; chemical engineer gets burned; drug dealer goes for a trip; mime is silenced.
Wild Wild Death
E35
Wild Wild DeathAn inside job sucks the air out of a room; a superhero tries to fly; girl wants to strangle her boss.
Death Penalties
E36
Death PenaltiesWedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts, a "winning" tv star gets cancelled.
Die-abestic
E37
Die-abesticA lady puckers up one last time, a tow truck driver becomes a head banger, a waitress gets a bad tip, a food critic forgets the point, turkey gets hit with a turkey, neck massager takes a woman’s breath away, a dancer loses heart.
Star Death: The Last Generation
E38
Star Death: The Last GenerationCat Lady’s love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is given the finger, a nasty supermodel is given a dead eye, a customer is left breathless by great savings, a guy rolls over the point.
Death – Putting the “Fun” in “Funeral”
E39
Death – Putting the “Fun” in “Funeral”Trainer and barbells meet, a polygamist falls for his own trap, lady misses the point of marriage, a couple wine and die, cable thief gets screwed, ticket scalper doesn't beat a light, dodgeballer has to dodge more than balls.
Sor-Dead Affair
E40
Sor-Dead AffairA man sexes up a statue, a sleep walker goes for a swim, hot headed swimming instructor gets over heated, bad parrot sitter takes a fall, rioter gets the wind knocked out of him, and a man dies with a happy ending.
Locked and Low Dead
E41
Locked and Low DeadSocialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad scientist gets burned.