Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice) / Reżyseria / Scenariusz / Executive Producer / Main Title Theme Composer Max BurkholderJohn Bennett Alanna UbachSusan Bennett Scott GrimesMatty Bennett Giorgia WhighamBlaire Bennett Penny Johnson JeraldPrincipal Bernard Charly JordanSheila Borgwort Ian McKellenNarrator (voice) Gail GoldbergGert Fechko / Casting Julius SharpePhone Voice (American Airlines) (voice) / Scenariusz Jack Seavor McDonaldClive Chelsea DavisonBrenda / Scenariusz / Supervising Producer Dana GouldPriest / Scenariusz / Consulting Producer Rachael MacFarlanePre-Recorded Voice On Phone (voice) Claire DellamarBeef Stroganoff John VienerDr. Frankel / Consulting Producer Danny SmithAnesthesiologist (voice) Marc JablonRestaurant Manager Chris CoppolaVideo Store Clerk Jim KaneVideo Store Clerk Connor KeeneWaiter (Kevin) Julie BurrisePorn Star Girl Austin Nash ChaseBasketball Player (Hampton) James CokerMiddle-Aged Guy Harrison HarveyWaiter (Brad) Liam ManfredoniaPorn Star Guy Paul VatoLonely-Looking Dude Brendan JenningsOstrich Owner Josh StambergProfessor Lucas Damon Aiden ArnoldScott Hamilton Kid Damian CecereIrish Springs Announcer Dean HermansenSixteen-Year-Old Boy Mara HernandezCollege Girl #3 Courtney LinCollege Girl #2 Kimberly WoodsCollege Girl #1 Bobby StromDennis (voice) Tracey StephensChurch Goer Charlotte Fountain-JardimBetheny Borgwort Steve CallaghanPharmacy Employee Scott Michael CampbellBernie Bennett Peter MaconAvery Lawrence Julie NathansonShauna (voice) Amanda ReaWoman in 1-900-1HOT-BUTT Commercial Darrin RevitzPhone Sex Operator (voice) Lauren QuinnParty Girl #1 Sydney GatesParty Girl #2 Claire DeJeanParty Girl #3 Michaela McManusCharlotte Robicheck Ross PartridgeDavid Robicheck Brett RickabyDr. C. Lukert Jessica LundyArlene Goldbaum Brennan Lee MulliganChris Martin KlebbaGnomish Merchant Susan SegalDemon's Mom (V.O.) (voice) Brooke DillmanMildred Crohn Matthew BellowsMr. Donnelly Alec SulkinJurgis / Consulting Producer Erin Elizabeth ColemanCustomer Erik HylkoWardrobe Assistant Damon K. SperberOther Dad Robert DuBoisSecret Service Agent Ralph GarmanVoice of Stagehand (voice) David ValdesMale Customer Armando OrtuñoJock (uncredited) Charlene deGuzmanEmily (V.O.) (voice) / Staff Writer Matthew HolcombAngry Protestor Casey WilliamsReceptionist Sophie SwiszczCollege Girl Adargiza De Los SantosBitch Killer Jeremy RatchfordBartender Michael Patrick McGillBar Patron Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice) / Reżyseria / Scenariusz / Executive Producer / Main Title Theme Composer Brad WalshScenariusz / Executive Producer Paul CorriganScenariusz / Executive Producer Julius SharpePhone Voice (American Airlines) (voice) / Scenariusz Chelsea DavisonBrenda / Scenariusz / Supervising Producer Dana GouldPriest / Scenariusz / Consulting Producer Aaron LeeScenariusz / Consulting Producer Jason ClarkExecutive Producer Alana KleimanExecutive Producer Erica HugginsExecutive Producer Alex John WisemanCo-Producer Alec SulkinJurgis / Consulting Producer Tom CostantinoCo-Producer / Editor John VienerDr. Frankel / Consulting Producer Patrick MeighanConsulting Producer Stephen J. LineweaverProduction Design Robert StrohmaierArt Direction Ellen TotlebenSet Decoration Jeffrey C. MygattDirector Of Photography Kc MussmanKey Makeup Artist Heather PainCostume Design Kimberly GreeneMakeup Department Head Jennifer Ashley ConnellKey Costumer Mischa FrugeKey Hair Stylist Audrey Futterman-SternHair Department Head Mikaela MathernSecond Assistant Director Tim WrobelScript Supervisor Craig A. PinckesFirst Assistant Director Joel Jeffrey NishimineFirst Assistant Director Walter MurphyMain Title Theme Composer Norah JonesTheme Song Performance John-Thomas GravesSupervising Dialogue Editor Jon GreasleySupervising Sound Editor Mike McKoneSound Designer Shawn MurphyScoring Mixer Joshua AndersonProduction Sound Mixer Tom OzanichSound Re-Recording Mixer Joel McNeelyOriginal Music Composer Lillian AwaUnit Production Manager Alexis WinterCasting Associate Joy FehilyCo-Executive Producer Gail GoldbergGert Fechko / Casting Dean ElliottAnimation Supervisor Blair ClarkVisual Effects Supervisor Ineke MajoorVisual Effects Producer Glenn MelenhorstVisual Effects Supervisor Dennis HoffmanVisual Effects Producer Chris MorleyVisual Effects Supervisor Jason Lei HowdenDigital Compositor Charlie HankinStaff Writer Hannah MurphyStaff Writer Charlene deGuzmanEmily (V.O.) (voice) / Staff Writer 
