Max BurkholderJohn Bennett Alanna UbachSusan Bennett Scott GrimesMatty Bennett Giorgia WhighamBlaire Bennett Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice) / Reżyseria / Scenariusz / Executive Producer / Songs Penny Johnson JeraldPrincipal Bernard Charly JordanSheila Borgwort Ian McKellenNarrator (voice) Gail GoldbergGert Fechko / Casting Julius SharpeMr. George / Scenariusz Jack Seavor McDonaldClive Chelsea DavisonNurse (voice) / Scenariusz / Supervising Producer Dana GouldPriest / Scenariusz / Consulting Producer Rachael MacFarlanePre-Recorded Voice On Phone (voice) Claire DellamarBeef Stroganoff John VienerDr. Frankel / Consulting Producer Danny SmithAnesthesiologist (voice) Marc JablonRestaurant Manager Chris CoppolaVideo Store Clerk Jim KaneVideo Store Clerk Connor KeeneWaiter (Kevin) Julie BurrisePorn Star Girl Austin Nash ChaseBasketball Player (Hampton) James CokerMiddle-Aged Guy Harrison HarveyWaiter (Brad) Liam ManfredoniaPorn Star Guy Paul VatoLonely-Looking Dude Brendan JenningsOstrich Owner Josh StambergProfessor Lucas Damon Aiden ArnoldScott Hamilton Kid Damian CecereIrish Springs Announcer Dean HermansenSixteen-Year-Old Boy Mara HernandezCollege Girl #3 Courtney LinCollege Girl #2 Kimberly WoodsCollege Girl #1 Bobby StromDennis (voice) Tracey StephensChurch Goer Charlotte Fountain-JardimBetheny Borgwort Steve CallaghanPharmacy Employee Scott Michael CampbellBernie Bennett Peter MaconAvery Lawrence Julie NathansonShauna (voice) Amanda ReaWoman in 1-900-1HOT-BUTT Commercial Darrin RevitzPhone Sex Operator (voice) Lauren QuinnParty Girl #1 Sydney GatesParty Girl #2 Claire DeJeanParty Girl #3 Michaela McManusCharlotte Robicheck Ross PartridgeDavid Robicheck Brett RickabyDr. C. Lukert Jessica LundyArlene Goldbaum Brennan Lee MulliganChris Martin KlebbaGnomish Merchant Susan SegalDemon's Mom (V.O.) (voice) Brooke DillmanMildred Crohn Matthew BellowsMr. Donnelly Alec SulkinJurgis / Consulting Producer Erin Elizabeth ColemanCustomer Erik HylkoWardrobe Assistant Damon K. SperberOther Dad Robert DuBoisSecret Service Agent Ralph GarmanVoice of Stagehand (voice) David ValdesMale Customer Armando OrtuñoJock (uncredited) Charlene deGuzmanEmily (V.O.) (voice) / Staff Writer Matthew HolcombAngry Protestor Casey WilliamsReceptionist Sophie SwiszczCollege Girl Jeremy RatchfordBartender Michael Patrick McGillBar Patron Adalgiza ChermontBitch Killer Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice) / Reżyseria / Scenariusz / Executive Producer / Songs Julius SharpeMr. George / Scenariusz Paul CorriganScenariusz / Executive Producer Brad WalshScenariusz / Executive Producer Chelsea DavisonNurse (voice) / Scenariusz / Supervising Producer Dana GouldPriest / Scenariusz / Consulting Producer Aaron LeeScenariusz / Consulting Producer Erica HugginsExecutive Producer Jason ClarkExecutive Producer Alana KleimanExecutive Producer Tom CostantinoCo-Producer / Editor Patrick MeighanConsulting Producer John VienerDr. Frankel / Consulting Producer Alex John WisemanCo-Producer Alec SulkinJurgis / Consulting Producer Stephen J. LineweaverProduction Design Robert StrohmaierArt Direction Ellen TotlebenSet Decoration Jeffrey C. MygattDirector Of Photography Heather PainCostume Design Kc MussmanKey Makeup Artist Jennifer Ashley ConnellKey Costumer Kimberly GreeneMakeup Department Head Mischa FrugeKey Hair Stylist Audrey Futterman-SternHair Department Head Tim WrobelScript Supervisor Mikaela MathernSecond Assistant Director Craig A. PinckesFirst Assistant Director Joel Jeffrey NishimineFirst Assistant Director Walter MurphyMain Title Theme Composer Norah JonesTheme Song Performance Jon GreasleySupervising Sound Editor Mike McKoneSound Designer John-Thomas GravesSupervising Dialogue Editor Tom OzanichSound Re-Recording Mixer Shawn MurphyScoring Mixer Joshua AndersonProduction Sound Mixer Joel McNeelyOriginal Music Composer Alexis WinterCasting Associate Lillian AwaUnit Production Manager Gail GoldbergGert Fechko / Casting Joy FehilyCo-Executive Producer Dennis HoffmanVisual Effects Producer Glenn MelenhorstVisual Effects Supervisor Ineke MajoorVisual Effects Producer Dean ElliottAnimation Supervisor Blair ClarkVisual Effects Supervisor Chris MorleyVisual Effects Supervisor Jason Lei HowdenDigital Compositor Charlie HankinStaff Writer Charlene deGuzmanEmily (V.O.) (voice) / Staff Writer Hannah MurphyStaff Writer 
