Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice) / Reżyseria / Scenariusz / Executive Producer / Songs Max BurkholderJohn Bennett Alanna UbachSusan Bennett Scott GrimesMatty Bennett Giorgia WhighamBlaire Bennett Penny Johnson JeraldPrincipal Bernard Charly JordanSheila Borgwort Ian McKellenNarrator (voice) Gail GoldbergGert Fechko / Casting Julius SharpeMr. George / Scenariusz Jack Seavor McDonaldClive Chelsea DavisonNurse (voice) / Scenariusz / Supervising Producer Dana GouldPriest / Scenariusz / Consulting Producer Rachael MacFarlaneOperator Claire DellamarBeef Stroganoff John VienerDr. Frankel / Consulting Producer Danny SmithAnesthesiologist (voice) Marc JablonRestaurant Manager Chris CoppolaVideo Store Clerk Jim KaneVideo Store Clerk Connor KeeneWaiter (Kevin) Julie BurrisePorn Star Girl Austin Nash ChaseBasketball Player (Hampton) James CokerMiddle-Aged Guy Harrison HarveyWaiter (Brad) Liam ManfredoniaPorn Star Guy Paul VatoLonely-Looking Dude Brendan JenningsOstrich Owner Josh StambergProfessor Lucas Damon Aiden ArnoldScott Hamilton Kid Damian CecereIrish Springs Announcer Dean HermansenSixteen-Year-Old Boy Mara HernandezCollege Girl #3 Courtney LinCollege Girl #2 Kimberly WoodsCollege Girl #1 Bobby StromDennis (voice) Tracey StephensChurch Goer Charlotte Fountain-JardimBetheny Borgwort Steve CallaghanPharmacy Employee Scott Michael CampbellBernie Bennett Peter MaconAvery Lawrence Julie NathansonShauna (voice) Amanda ReaWoman in 1-900-1HOT-BUTT Commercial Darrin RevitzPhone Sex Operator (voice) Lauren QuinnParty Girl #1 Sydney GatesParty Girl #2 Claire DeJeanParty Girl #3 Michaela McManusCharlotte Robicheck Ross PartridgeDavid Robicheck Brett RickabyDr. C. Lukert Jessica LundyArlene Goldbaum Brennan Lee MulliganChris Martin KlebbaGnomish Merchant Susan SegalDemon's Mom (V.O.) (voice) Brooke DillmanMildred Crohn Matthew BellowsMr. Donnelly Alec SulkinJurgis / Consulting Producer Erin Elizabeth ColemanCustomer Erik HylkoWardrobe Assistant Damon K. SperberOther Dad Robert DuBoisSecret Service Agent Ralph GarmanVoice of Stagehand (voice) David ValdesMale Customer Armando OrtuñoJock (uncredited) Charlene deGuzmanEmily (V.O.) (voice) / Staff Writer Matthew HolcombAngry Protestor Casey WilliamsReceptionist Sophie SwiszczCollege Girl Adargiza De Los SantosBitch Killer Jeremy RatchfordBartender Michael Patrick McGillBar Patron Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice) / Reżyseria / Scenariusz / Executive Producer / Songs Paul CorriganScenariusz / Executive Producer Julius SharpeMr. George / Scenariusz Brad WalshScenariusz / Executive Producer Dana GouldPriest / Scenariusz / Consulting Producer Chelsea DavisonNurse (voice) / Scenariusz / Supervising Producer Aaron LeeScenariusz / Consulting Producer Jason ClarkExecutive Producer Alana KleimanExecutive Producer Erica HugginsExecutive Producer John VienerDr. Frankel / Consulting Producer Alex John WisemanCo-Producer Alec SulkinJurgis / Consulting Producer Patrick MeighanConsulting Producer Tom CostantinoCo-Producer / Editor Stephen J. LineweaverProduction Design Ellen TotlebenSet Decoration Robert StrohmaierArt Direction Jeffrey C. MygattDirector Of Photography Kimberly GreeneMakeup Department Head Audrey Futterman-SternHair Department Head Heather PainCostume Design Mischa FrugeKey Hair Stylist Kc MussmanKey Makeup Artist Jennifer Ashley ConnellKey Costumer Tim WrobelScript Supervisor Mikaela MathernSecond Assistant Director Craig A. PinckesFirst Assistant Director Joel Jeffrey NishimineFirst Assistant Director Walter MurphyMain Title Theme Composer Norah JonesTheme Song Performance Jon GreasleySupervising Sound Editor John-Thomas GravesSupervising Dialogue Editor Mike McKoneSound Designer Tom OzanichSound Re-Recording Mixer Joshua AndersonProduction Sound Mixer Shawn MurphyScoring Mixer Joel McNeelyOriginal Music Composer Gail GoldbergGert Fechko / Casting Alexis WinterCasting Associate Lillian AwaUnit Production Manager Joy FehilyCo-Executive Producer Dennis HoffmanVisual Effects Producer Dean ElliottAnimation Supervisor Ineke MajoorVisual Effects Producer Blair ClarkVisual Effects Supervisor Glenn MelenhorstVisual Effects Supervisor Chris MorleyVisual Effects Supervisor Jason Lei HowdenDigital Compositor Hannah MurphyStaff Writer Charlie HankinStaff Writer Charlene deGuzmanEmily (V.O.) (voice) / Staff Writer 
