Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice) / Reżyseria / Scenariusz / Executive Producer / Main Title Theme Composer Max BurkholderJohn Bennett Alanna UbachSusan Bennett Scott GrimesMatty Bennett Giorgia WhighamBlaire Bennett Penny Johnson JeraldPrincipal Bernard Charly JordanSheila Borgwort Ian McKellenNarrator (voice) Gail GoldbergGert Fechko / Casting Julius SharpeWardrobe Assistant #2 (V.O.) (voice) / Scenariusz Jack Seavor McDonaldClive Chelsea DavisonNurse (voice) / Scenariusz / Supervising Producer Dana GouldPriest / Scenariusz / Consulting Producer Rachael MacFarlaneOperator Claire DellamarBeef Stroganoff John VienerDr. Frankel / Consulting Producer Danny SmithAnesthesiologist (voice) Marc JablonRestaurant Manager Chris CoppolaVideo Store Clerk Jim KaneVideo Store Clerk Connor KeeneWaiter (Kevin) Julie BurrisePorn Star Girl Austin Nash ChaseBasketball Player (Hampton) James CokerMiddle-Aged Guy Harrison HarveyWaiter (Brad) Liam ManfredoniaPorn Star Guy Paul VatoLonely-Looking Dude Brendan JenningsOstrich Owner Josh StambergProfessor Lucas Damon Aiden ArnoldScott Hamilton Kid Damian CecereIrish Springs Announcer Dean HermansenSixteen-Year-Old Boy Mara HernandezCollege Girl #3 Courtney LinCollege Girl #2 Kimberly WoodsCollege Girl #1 Bobby StromDennis (voice) Tracey StephensChurch Goer Charlotte Fountain-JardimBetheny Borgwort Steve CallaghanPharmacy Employee Scott Michael CampbellBernie Bennett Peter MaconAvery Lawrence Julie NathansonShauna (voice) Amanda ReaWoman in 1-900-1HOT-BUTT Commercial Darrin RevitzPhone Sex Operator (voice) Lauren QuinnParty Girl #1 Sydney GatesParty Girl #2 Claire DeJeanParty Girl #3 Michaela McManusCharlotte Robicheck Ross PartridgeDavid Robicheck Brett RickabyDr. C. Lukert Jessica LundyArlene Goldbaum Brennan Lee MulliganChris Martin KlebbaGnomish Merchant Susan SegalDemon's Mom (V.O.) (voice) Brooke DillmanMildred Crohn Matthew BellowsMr. Donnelly Alec SulkinJurgis / Consulting Producer Erin Elizabeth ColemanCustomer Erik HylkoWardrobe Assistant Damon K. SperberOther Dad Robert DuBoisSecret Service Agent Ralph GarmanVoice of Stagehand (voice) David ValdesMale Customer Armando OrtuñoJock (uncredited) Charlene deGuzmanEmily (V.O.) (voice) / Staff Writer Matthew HolcombAngry Protestor Casey WilliamsReceptionist Sophie SwiszczCollege Girl Jeremy RatchfordBartender Michael Patrick McGillBar Patron Adalgiza ChermontBitch Killer Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice) / Reżyseria / Scenariusz / Executive Producer / Main Title Theme Composer Paul CorriganScenariusz / Executive Producer Brad WalshScenariusz / Executive Producer Julius SharpeWardrobe Assistant #2 (V.O.) (voice) / Scenariusz Chelsea DavisonNurse (voice) / Scenariusz / Supervising Producer Dana GouldPriest / Scenariusz / Consulting Producer Aaron LeeScenariusz / Consulting Producer Jason ClarkExecutive Producer Erica HugginsExecutive Producer Alana KleimanExecutive Producer Alex John WisemanCo-Producer Tom CostantinoCo-Producer / Editor John VienerDr. Frankel / Consulting Producer Patrick MeighanConsulting Producer Alec SulkinJurgis / Consulting Producer Ellen TotlebenSet Decoration Robert StrohmaierArt Direction Stephen J. LineweaverProduction Design Jeffrey C. MygattDirector Of Photography Audrey Futterman-SternHair Department Head Heather PainCostume Design Mischa FrugeKey Hair Stylist Kc MussmanKey Makeup Artist Jennifer Ashley ConnellKey Costumer Kimberly GreeneMakeup Department Head Tim WrobelScript Supervisor Mikaela MathernSecond Assistant Director Craig A. PinckesFirst Assistant Director Joel Jeffrey NishimineFirst Assistant Director Walter MurphyMain Title Theme Composer Norah JonesTheme Song Performance Mike McKoneSound Effects Editor Jon GreasleySound Re-Recording Mixer John-Thomas GravesSupervising Dialogue Editor Joshua AndersonProduction Sound Mixer Tom OzanichSound Re-Recording Mixer Shawn MurphyScoring Mixer Joel McNeelyOriginal Music Composer Alexis WinterCasting Associate Gail GoldbergGert Fechko / Casting Lillian AwaUnit Production Manager Joy FehilyCo-Executive Producer Blair ClarkVisual Effects Supervisor Dean ElliottAnimation Supervisor Glenn MelenhorstVisual Effects Supervisor Ineke MajoorVisual Effects Producer Dennis HoffmanVisual Effects Producer Chris MorleyVisual Effects Supervisor Jason Lei HowdenDigital Compositor Charlene deGuzmanEmily (V.O.) (voice) / Staff Writer Charlie HankinStaff Writer Hannah MurphyStaff Writer 
