Ben StillerAlex Rose / Producer Drew BarrymoreNancy Kendricks / Producer Eileen EssellMrs. Connelly Evgeniy LazarevMr. Dzerzhinsky Kumar PallanaIndian Restaurant Owner Margie LoomisOld Biddy #1 Edward EdwardsAntique Dealer Louis GiambalvoPharmacist Tracey WalterPharmacy Customer Christina KirkMrs. Friedman Jenette GoldsteinModerator Leyna NguyenFemale Newscaster Michael FahnSneezer on Train Christopher DoyleTavern Bartender Christine La FontaineDon Piper Fan #1 Geraldine HughesReceptionist Will BlomquistCollege Student on Subway (uncredited) Danny DeVitoNarrator (voice) (uncredited) / Regisseur Larry VigusMan on Street (uncredited) Danny DeVitoNarrator (voice) (uncredited) / Regisseur Larry DoyleScreenplay / Co-Producer Drew BarrymoreNancy Kendricks / Producer Ben StillerAlex Rose / Producer Richard N. GladsteinExecutive Producer Jennifer WachtellExecutive Producer Alan C. BlomquistExecutive Producer Meryl PosterExecutive Producer Harvey WeinsteinExecutive Producer Bob WeinsteinExecutive Producer Anastas N. MichosDirector Of Photography Candace NealKey Hair Stylist David NewmanOriginal Music Composer Dennis WidmyerArt Department Production Assistant 
