You Don't Mess with the Zohan
2008 ยท 1 hr 53 min
PG-135.637%45%57%
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
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Directed By
Dennis DuganWritten By
Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow, Robert SmigelStudio
Columbia Pictures, Sony Pictures, Happy Madison Productions, Relativity MediaCast of You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Adam SandlerZohan Dvir
Emmanuelle ChriquiDalia Hakbarah
John TurturroFatoush "The Phantom" Hakbarah
Nick SwardsonMichael Klayman
Lainie KazanGail Klayman
Rob SchneiderSalim Yousfobdal
Kevin NealonKevin
Mariah CareyMariah Carey
Yamit SolDorit
Adria TennorKids' Salon Owner
Daoud HeidamiNasi
Dave MatthewsJames T. O'Skanlon
Charlotte RaeMrs. Greenhouse
Michael BufferGrant Walbridge
Ido MosseriOori Shulimson
Sayed BadreyaHamdi
Robert SmigelYosi
Ido MorHassan
Donna FeldmanMichal
Norma MichaelsOlder Lady in Salon
Danny A. AbeckaserZe'ev
Bunny LevineOlder Lady in Salon
Bruce VilanchBruce Vilanch
John McEnroeHimself
Dina DoronZohan's Mother
Shelley BermanZohan's Father
Chris RockTaxi Driver
John Paul DeJoriaPaul Mitchell
Alec MapaClaude
Ahmed AhmedWaleed
Ben WiseYitzhak
John FarleyTom
Yossi MarshekPinchas
Guri WeinbergAharon
Mousa KraishBashir
Roni LevyEphraim
Reuven Bar-YotamLevi
Barry LivingstonGray Kleibolt
Rick GiffordPhilip
Daniel Browning SmithReal Estate Agent
Tyler SpindelDoorman
Julia Lea WolovMariah's Assistant
Dana GoodmanMariah's Assistant
Todd HollandFred
Kevin GradyColeman
Bobby TisdaleSkizzy
Herzl TobeyCommander
Ori PfefferSecond Commander
Alex LuriaKoby
Guy OsearyAvi
Yinon SapirDanny
Naama NativSara
Dennis DuganHomeless Guy
Gerry Del SolExploded Shop Owner
Shulie CowenDebbie
Maysoon ZayidNadira
Helen SiffMrs. Skitzer
Cynthia FrostMrs. Paulson
Anna BergerOlder Lady in Salon
Susan GraceOlder Lady in Salon
Marjorie LoomisOlder Lady in Salon
Carol SchlangerOlder Lady in Salon
Edith S. WolfreyOlder Lady in Salon
Phoebe DorinOlder Lady in Salon
Lina SoHip Salon Receptionist
Eloise DeJoriaBlonde at Salon
Vanessa LongCatty Hairdresser
Donielle ArteseAfrican American Salon Owner
Blake BertrandLittle Boy
Sid GanisDoctor
Laurie Meghan PhelpsPlus Size Girl at Disco
Constance BarronFirst Woman in Cab
Kristen LowmanFirst Woman in Cab
Penelope WindustSecond Woman in Cab
Kathleen NooneSecond Woman in Cab
Christopher InnvarAngry Tall Driver
Ray GarveyTruck Driver
Barbara Ann DavisonDog Owner
Eric LamonsoffHamdi's Passenger
Connor WilesBoy Customer
Jennifer De MincoArguing Female Customer
Nicole BennettWalbridge's Girlfriend
Edmund LyndeckPharmacist
Lily JavaherpourInaz
Kristina HaddadHamdi's Wife (voice)
Larry MarkoPhantom's Trainer
Anne Marie HowardReporter
Veerta MotianiBeach Girl
Billy ConchaKayaker
Marco KhanTerrorist with Hand
Sam SaghebDisco Merchant
Latif MarottiDisco Merchant
Christian ReeveDisco Merchant
Aesop AquarianRabbi
Michelle ArenalGirl on Zohan's Shoulders
Jordan AshbrookHot Girl in Club
Moran AtiasEti
Ashley AusburnGirl at Mall
Barbara Jean BarrielleCheerleader
Mike BasoneIsreali Fan
Mike BatayehFry Cook
Robert BennyAutograph Seeker #1
Denise BradleyHackey Sack Enthusiast
Guile BrancoIsreali Soldier
Lamar BrownBusinessman
Melanie BulujianIsreali Dancer
Monica CabralFizzy-Bubbeleh Girl
Kevin CannonTimes Square Crazy Man
Ella ChristopherPhantom's Wife
Nick ClarkNick
Cheryl CosenzaRibbon Cutting Girl
Rossie CottrellPhantom's Wife
John DardenneIsreali Hacky Sack Fan
Joseph DeLucaHot Dog Vendor
Kendall DraughnPicnic Girl
John DuerlerElectronic Store Customer
Marshall FactoraAirline Terminal Passenger
Eric FelicianoIsreali Fan
Ian FisherDisco Merchant
Anna Garcia WilliamsPhantom's Wife
Maite GarciaPhantom's Wife (uncredited)
Leslie GarzaDisco Hip Girl
Jessica Mei GershenGirl in Club
Nikki GiavasisWaitress
Ronald E. GilesCommuter
Sharlene GroverIsreali Soldier
Sepideh HaftgoliIsreali Soldier
Zahra HeydariDalohan Receptionist
Seth HowardParty Guy
Kevin JamesHacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge
Paul JeansHotel Manager
Dave JohnsonSpectator
Todd JustinNightclub Bouncer
Sam KalidiAmir
Sona KariaReporter
Rock KohliVendor with No Fizzi Bubblech
Mark KubrCriminal #3
Timothy Dean LeeShocked Businessman
Paula LemesGo Go Dancer
Bernadette LordsBusinesswoman
Anthony MartinsArab #3
Roni MeronHot Girl / Waitress
Nicole MontanoCheerleader
Rachael MurphyGirl in Club
Bibiana NavasPhantom's Wife
Christina NeferisHacky Sack Fan
Adam OhlStreet Merchant
John RadcliffRedneck Posse Man #2
Klavdia RamnareineThe Hot Chick
Deborah RombautSnooty French Girl at the Club
Sandra RoskoMiddle Eastern Girl
Rob ShapiroScore Keeper
Mikael SharafyanFan in the Crowd
Jhennah SinclaireDancer
Terrie SnellWoman in Beauty Shop
Chris SpinelliAngry Palestinian
Arne StarrIsreali Weapons Trainer
Riley Thomas StewartLittle Boy #2
Lee SticklerIsreali Soldier
Sarah StringerParty Goer
Christa TexeiraRuth
Keana TexeiraRock-throwing Girl
Seth TexeiraZeb
Sophie TexeiraAlena
Ryan Phillip ThomasAngry Palestinian
Gina TleelShopper
UzimannCafe Customer
Kevin van DoorslaerIsreali Soldier
Dave VijDisco-Tech
Holly WeberGirlfriend
Molly WeinerSalon Patron
Joe Van WieHot Dog Patron
Henry WinklerLimousine Passenger
Mark WinnNews Cameraman
Saye YabandehGirlfriend
Julius ZagonUkrossi
David ZahedianPhantom's Best Friend
Betty MurphyMrs. Haines
George TakeiGeorge Takei
Dianne Perry DowlerPhantom's Wife
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