The VelociPastor
Directed by Brendan SteereAfter losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.
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The VelociPastor Ratings & Reviews
- trrsMarch 24, 2026Terrible but in such a way that it feeds off that energy. It recognizes the fact that the movie is low budget good for some laughs and to turn your brain off completely as a movie should be
- Delilah JoyFebruary 14, 2026It's a movie
- vodkanaFebruary 27, 2025very inspirational
- JasonSeptember 28, 2025peak cinema
- Biohazardous.August 12, 2025The best bad movie we need but don't deserve. [vfx of movie review]
- Vitor Lameirão AlvesDecember 28, 2025One star, solely for the poster. Beyond that, absurdity reigns—poorly executed, nonsensical, and joyless. If you enjoy intentionally ridiculous B-movie disasters like Sharknado, there’s mild fun; otherwise, skip it. Best admired with sarcasm and a safe distance.
- Dolari MorleyNovember 7, 2025Best shitty movie of all time
- Devon GeathersNovember 6, 2025This was great! Can't wait till the second one is out.
- JaredXIIISeptember 27, 2025[4²⁰Friendly] So incredibly and maniacally bad that it becomes hilariously irreverent and becomes awesome again. I think you know EXACTLY what you are getting when you watch VelociPastor-- You get what you deserve.
- Donavin WengerMay 6, 2025The best movie I have ever seen
- lavlavsJuly 13, 2025Easily the best low budget horror movie of late (that I have seen). There's some real heart and soul in this even with a budget this small and a plot so ridiculous. The comedy is also very on point.
- drakeg23August 3, 2025Unironically the funniest movie I’ve ever seen. The budget is so poor & the story is lackluster, but this is such a fun time. It’s so stupid, best bad movie of all time.
- Mister ArnMay 17, 2025"The VelociPastor" leans into its low-budget constraints, transforming limitations into its unique charm. Far from a drawback, the modest special effects, intimate close-ups, and exaggerated acting combine to create an authentically enjoyable experience. The standout moment for me? When a pending sex scene morphs into a punk rock video, a surprise twist that I found enjoyable.
- shain.clApril 20, 2025Hate to say I loved this film, it was cheesy, badly acted and overall made no sense. Cannot wait for VelociPastor 2.
- parktool69December 1, 2024worth a watch
The VelociPastor Trivia
The VelociPastor was released on September 28, 2018.
The VelociPastor was directed by Brendan Steere.
The VelociPastor has a runtime of 75m.
The VelociPastor was produced by Brandon Taylor, Jesse Gouldsbury, Brendan Steere.
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.
The key characters in The VelociPastor are Doug Jones / The VelociPastor (Gregory James Cohan), Carol (Alyssa Kempinski), Father Stewart (Daniel Steere).
The VelociPastor is rated Not Rated.
The VelociPastor is a Comedy, Horror, Fantasy film.
The VelociPastor has an audience rating of 7.1 out of 10.
The VelociPastor had a budget of $36,000.
The VelociPastor has made $100K at the box office.