The VelociPastor
Diretto da Brendan SteereDopo aver perso i genitori, un prete si reca in Cina, dove eredita la misteriosa capacità di trasformarsi in un dinosauro. Inizialmente inorridita da questo nuovo potere, una prostituta lo convince a combattere il crimine. E ninja.
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The VelociPastor Ratings e Recensioni
- vodkana27 febbraio 2025very inspirational
- trrs24 marzo 2026Terrible but in such a way that it feeds off that energy. It recognizes the fact that the movie is low budget good for some laughs and to turn your brain off completely as a movie should be
- Jason28 settembre 2025peak cinema
- Delilah Joy14 febbraio 2026It's a movie
- Vitor Lameirão Alves28 dicembre 2025One star, solely for the poster. Beyond that, absurdity reigns—poorly executed, nonsensical, and joyless. If you enjoy intentionally ridiculous B-movie disasters like Sharknado, there’s mild fun; otherwise, skip it. Best admired with sarcasm and a safe distance.
- Dolari Morley7 novembre 2025Best shitty movie of all time
- Devon Geathers6 novembre 2025This was great! Can't wait till the second one is out.
- Biohazardous.12 agosto 2025The best bad movie we need but don't deserve. [vfx of movie review]
- Donavin Wenger6 maggio 2025The best movie I have ever seen
- lavlavs13 luglio 2025Easily the best low budget horror movie of late (that I have seen). There's some real heart and soul in this even with a budget this small and a plot so ridiculous. The comedy is also very on point.
- JaredXIII27 settembre 2025[4²⁰Friendly] So incredibly and maniacally bad that it becomes hilariously irreverent and becomes awesome again. I think you know EXACTLY what you are getting when you watch VelociPastor-- You get what you deserve.
- drakeg233 agosto 2025Unironically the funniest movie I’ve ever seen. The budget is so poor & the story is lackluster, but this is such a fun time. It’s so stupid, best bad movie of all time.
- Mister Arn17 maggio 2025"The VelociPastor" leans into its low-budget constraints, transforming limitations into its unique charm. Far from a drawback, the modest special effects, intimate close-ups, and exaggerated acting combine to create an authentically enjoyable experience. The standout moment for me? When a pending sex scene morphs into a punk rock video, a surprise twist that I found enjoyable.
- shain.cl20 aprile 2025Hate to say I loved this film, it was cheesy, badly acted and overall made no sense. Cannot wait for VelociPastor 2.
- parktool691 dicembre 2024worth a watch
The VelociPastor Trivia
The VelociPastor è stato rilasciato il 28 settembre 2018.
The VelociPastor era diretto da Brendan Steere.
The VelociPastor ha una durata di 75min.
The VelociPastor è stato prodotto da Brandon Taylor, Jesse Gouldsbury, Brendan Steere.
Dopo aver perso i genitori, un prete si reca in Cina, dove eredita la misteriosa capacità di trasformarsi in un dinosauro. Inizialmente inorridita da questo nuovo potere, una prostituta lo convince a combattere il crimine. E ninja.
I personaggi principali di The VelociPastor sono Doug Jones / The VelociPastor (Gregory James Cohan), Carol (Alyssa Kempinski), Father Stewart (Daniel Steere).
The VelociPastor è votato Not Rated.
The VelociPastor è un film Commedia, Horror, Fantasy.
The VelociPastor ha una valutazione di 7.2 su 10 dal pubblico.
The VelociPastor aveva un budget di 36.000 USD.
The VelociPastor ha guadagnato 100.000 USD al botteghino.