The VelociPastor
Režie: Brendan SteerePoté, co ztratil své rodiče, cestuje zdrcený kněz Doug Jones do Číny, kde získá nečekanou schopnost – dokáže se proměnit v dinosaura. Jakkoli je zpočátku svou novou superidentitou zaskočen, prostitutka ho přesvědčí, aby své ještěří já využil v boji se zločinem. A proti nindžům…
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Hodnocení a recenze The VelociPastor
- trrs24. března 2026Terrible but in such a way that it feeds off that energy. It recognizes the fact that the movie is low budget good for some laughs and to turn your brain off completely as a movie should be
- Vitor Lameirão Alves28. prosince 2025One star, solely for the poster. Beyond that, absurdity reigns—poorly executed, nonsensical, and joyless. If you enjoy intentionally ridiculous B-movie disasters like Sharknado, there’s mild fun; otherwise, skip it. Best admired with sarcasm and a safe distance.
- Dolari Morley7. listopadu 2025Best shitty movie of all time
- Devon Geathers6. listopadu 2025This was great! Can't wait till the second one is out.
- vodkana27. února 2025very inspirational
- Jason28. září 2025peak cinema
- JaredXIII27. září 2025[4²⁰Friendly] So incredibly and maniacally bad that it becomes hilariously irreverent and becomes awesome again. I think you know EXACTLY what you are getting when you watch VelociPastor-- You get what you deserve.
- Biohazardous.12. srpna 2025The best bad movie we need but don't deserve. [vfx of movie review]
- drakeg233. srpna 2025Unironically the funniest movie I’ve ever seen. The budget is so poor & the story is lackluster, but this is such a fun time. It’s so stupid, best bad movie of all time.
- lavlavs13. července 2025Easily the best low budget horror movie of late (that I have seen). There's some real heart and soul in this even with a budget this small and a plot so ridiculous. The comedy is also very on point.
- Mister Arn17. května 2025"The VelociPastor" leans into its low-budget constraints, transforming limitations into its unique charm. Far from a drawback, the modest special effects, intimate close-ups, and exaggerated acting combine to create an authentically enjoyable experience. The standout moment for me? When a pending sex scene morphs into a punk rock video, a surprise twist that I found enjoyable.
- Donavin Wenger6. května 2025The best movie I have ever seen
- shain.cl20. dubna 2025Hate to say I loved this film, it was cheesy, badly acted and overall made no sense. Cannot wait for VelociPastor 2.
- parktool691. prosince 2024worth a watch
The VelociPastor Trivia
The VelociPastor byl vydán 28. září 2018.
The VelociPastor byl režírován Brendan Steere.
The VelociPastor je dlouhý 75 m.
The VelociPastor byl produkován Brandon Taylor, Jesse Gouldsbury, Brendan Steere.
Poté, co ztratil své rodiče, cestuje zdrcený kněz Doug Jones do Číny, kde získá nečekanou schopnost – dokáže se proměnit v dinosaura. Jakkoli je zpočátku svou novou superidentitou zaskočen, prostitutka ho přesvědčí, aby své ještěří já využil v boji se zločinem. A proti nindžům…
Klíčové postavy v The VelociPastor jsou Doug Jones / The VelociPastor (Gregory James Cohan), Carol (Alyssa Kempinski), Father Stewart (Daniel Steere).
The VelociPastor je hodnocen Not Rated.
The VelociPastor je film s žánrem Komedie, Horor, Fantasy.
The VelociPastor má hodnocení diváků 7.2 z 10.
The VelociPastor měl rozpočet 36 000 US$.
The VelociPastor vydělal v kinech 100 tis. US$.