Anaconda
Directed by Tom GormicanA group of friends facing mid-life crises head to the rainforest with the intention of remaking their favorite movie from their youth, only to find themselves in a fight for their lives against natural disasters, giant snakes and violent criminals.
- WermaidMay 25, 2026This is a silly little movie with a silly (not so) little cast. Nothing about this movie is serious. If you want a silly little movie with some silly little dialogs and silly little effects (which made me jump a few times), then this is perfect. BUT should you want to learn about the anaconda or want a deep analysis of how modern society destroys the Amazon, go and watch a documentary. My theory? Most bad reviews are based on bad media literacy and not bad movies.
- The LeviathanJanuary 4, 2026Sooooo... It's movie about a group of people who go to remake anaconda that's based on anaconda. they meet other people remaking the movie anaconda (who are probably the people making this move you're watching) and then successfully publish their movie anaconda, for it to be taken down but they are offering to make a new movie of anaconda at the end!! Beautiful
- AaronJanuary 4, 2026Anaconda (2025) answers the age-old question: “What if a snake was really big… and everyone made the worst decisions possible?” The plot slithers in confidently: a group of people enter a jungle with zero survival instincts, one GPS that stops working immediately, and the bold belief that this time the giant snake won’t notice them. Spoiler: the snake notices. 👀🐍 The anaconda itself deserves top billing. This serpent is so large it could have its own postcode. At one point, it appears, disappears, reappears, and somehow sneaks up on people while being the size of a bus. Physics took one look at this movie and quietly left the cinema. Dialogue highlights include: “Did you hear that?” (Yes. It’s always the snake.) “It’s just an animal.” (Narrator voice: It was not just an animal.) Someone whispering… in a jungle… while running. Incredible. The CGI ranges from “wow, that’s terrifying” to “is that snake buffering?” but honestly, that’s part of the charm. You don’t watch Anaconda (2025) for realism—you watch it for the pure joy of yelling “WHY ARE YOU GOING BACK IN THERE?!” at the screen. Final Verdict: Ridiculous. Loud. Over-the-top. Completely aware of what it is. Perfect for a popcorn night where logic is optional and snakes are aggressively dramatic. 🐍 Would I recommend it? Yes—especially if you enjoy creature features that wrap nonsense, nostalgia, and chaos into one very long, very hungry snake.
- stuhannafordApril 4, 2026To make an homage to what is an awful film, sounds like the kind of funny, buddy film you’d expect from Black and Rudd… only it’s pretty light on the fun or laughter. The stand out by some distance is Zahn, but he’s not enough to carry the film’s runtime. It’s light hearted, but where the CGI far improves the original (how could it not), the hope of a Jumanji style, unexpected band of brothers (and sister) is left wanting. Walk out for half an hour, make a cuppa, come back, you won’t have missed much. Not great.
Anaconda Trivia
Anaconda was released on December 24, 2025.
Anaconda was directed by Tom Gormican.
Anaconda has a runtime of 1h 38m.
Anaconda was produced by Brad Fuller, Andrew Form, Kevin Etten, Tom Gormican.
A group of friends facing mid-life crises head to the rainforest with the intention of remaking their favorite movie from their youth, only to find themselves in a fight for their lives against natural disasters, giant snakes and violent criminals.
The key characters in Anaconda are Doug McCallister (Jack Black), Ronald Griffin Jr. (Paul Rudd), Kenny Trent (Steve Zahn).
Anaconda is rated PG-13.
Anaconda is a Comedy, Action, Adventure film.
Anaconda has an audience rating of 7.4 out of 10.
Anaconda had a budget of $45M.
Anaconda has made $135.1M at the box office.