It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy, Jason , Pinhead , Leatherface , Chucky , & Michael Myers.
Stan Helsing Ratings & Reviews
- RichardDecember 13, 2025I first saw this one on streaming, and it’s exactly the kind of late 2000s parody that feels made for that format. The movie is about Stan, a slacker video clerk who, along with his ex girlfriend, best buddy and an exotic dancer, stumbles into a cursed town on Halloween night. The gimmick is clear: throw Stan against knock off versions of horror’s biggest icons, Freddy, Jason, Pinhead, Leatherface, Chucky and Michael Myers and play it for laughs. The humor is broad, the gags hit unevenly and the film leans heavily on crude jokes and pop culture riffs. On streaming, it worked as disposable fun. the kind of movie you watch once for the curiosity factor, then move on. Compared to sharper parodies like Scary Movie, this one feels cheaper and more scattershot, but it knows exactly what it is: a goofy Halloween spoof with cult aspirations.
- jackmeatMay 5, 2025My quick rating - 3.7/10. I am such a fan of Kenan Thompson but he could not save this mess at all. So many of the jokes, I am sure they thought were "gold," just were NOT. Pass if it pops up.
- Dan The Man KearneyNovember 20, 2025Movie is Goated
- LivewireAdminSeptember 11, 2025yikes. skip this one folks. Letterboxd: FilmPhanPA
Stan Helsing Trivia
Stan Helsing was released on October 23, 2009.
Stan Helsing was directed by Bo Zenga.
Stan Helsing has a runtime of 90 min.
Stan Helsing was produced by Kirk Shaw.
The key characters in Stan Helsing are Stan Helsing (Steve Howey), Nadine (Diora Baird), Teddy (Kenan Thompson).
Stan Helsing is rated R.
Stan Helsing is a Comedy, Horror, Fantasy film.
Stan Helsing has an audience rating of 1.9 out of 10.