PG-13
2013    85mComedy, Horror
3.64%38%4.8
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Happily-married couple Dan and Jody begin to notice some bizarre activity once they bring their lost nieces and nephew home. But when the chaos expands into Jody's job as a ballet dancer and Dan's career as an Ape researcher, they realize their family is being stalked by a nefarious demon. Together, with the advice of a psychic and the aid of numerous surveillance cameras, they must figure out how to get rid of it before it's too late.
Directed by Malcolm D. Lee
  • Ashley FrenchJody Sanders
  • Simon RexDan Sanders
  • Gracie WhittonKathy
  • Ava KolkerLily
  • Erica AshKendra Brooks
  • Heather LocklearBarbara
  • Lidia PortoMaria
  • Molly ShannonHeather Darcy
  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan
  • Josh Robert ThompsonNarrator (voice)
  • Charlie SheenCharlie Sheen
  • Sarah HylandMia
  • Darrell HammondDr. Hall
  • Marisa SaksAmy
  • Snoop DoggMarcus
  • Terry CrewsMartin Jacobs
  • Mike TysonMike Tyson
  • Dylan MorrisAidan
  • Ryan MorrisAidan
  • Mac MillerD'Andre
  • cultfilmliker
    cultfilmlikerApril 8, 2025
    That was…just so bad. Bland even. They really stopped trying at this point. It’s not even like “offensive” comedy; it’s just offensively unfunny. Somehow made me long for the rundown humor of Scary Movie 4, as bad as that was. Was there no writer’s room orrr Tisdale is doing her best Anna Faris in the last one so it’s like extra strong ipecac. lol and why is Mac Miller in this ugh Why Molly Shannon?? Was it worth it The cameos and guest actors are just embarrassing at this point. I think I did laugh once!! (Probably at the fact that it was so bad it had to have 5 minutes of bloopers to fill out the 88 minute runtime lmfao) Editor’s note: I don’t remember watching this before but my log says I have. Was blackout drunk for almost a decade so that’s gonna happen occasionally
  • John F. Doran
    John F. DoranJuly 28, 2026
    I love the franchise but this was truly unfunny.
  • phoenix3dfx225
    phoenix3dfx225April 24, 2026
    Credits were the best bit, no seriously the outro blooper reel credits 🤣 as for the rest of the film. Nah.
  • Goosebumper
    GoosebumperMarch 20, 2026
    The rare laughable moment can't save a barebones plot. The Planet of the Apes inclusion in the story was entirely pointless.
  • Kich254
    Kich254November 9, 2025
    And worse 🤮
  • 94kyle
    94kyleJune 29, 2025
    Wow that was bad. I laughed once… maybe twice throughout the whole movie, stick to scary movies 1-3
  • Joey Pelicano
    Joey PelicanoSeptember 18, 2025
    Literally unwatchable.
  • pentium3
    pentium3August 15, 2025
    That was sooo bad! I now know why it took so long to get scary movie 6. The Wayne brothers needed to come back to being some good quality script back to this series

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