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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Directed by
Nicholas Webster
Not Rated
1964
80m
Science Fiction
,
Adventure
,
and more
2.8
24%
27%
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The Martians kidnap Santa Claus because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents.
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Cast of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
John Call
Santa Claus
Leonard Hicks
Kimar
Vincent Beck
Voldar
Bill McCutcheon
Dropo
Victor Stiles
Billy Foster
Donna Conforti
Betty Foster
Chris Month
Bomar
Pia Zadora
Girmar
Lelia Martin
Momar
Charles Renn
Hargo
James Cahill
Rigna
Ned Wertimer
Andy Henderson
Doris Rich
Mrs. Claus
Carl Don
Chochem / Von Green
Ivor Bodin
Winky
Al Nesor
Stobo
Josip Elic
Shim
Jim Bishop
Lomas
Lin Thurmond
Children TV Announcer
Don Blair
TV News Announcer
Tony Ross
Santa's Helper
Scott Aronesty
Santa's Helper
Ron Rotholz
Santa's Helper
Glenn Schaffer
Santa's Helper
Bryan Lamphere
Gene Poole (uncredited)
Gene Lindsey
Polar Bear (uncredited)
Nicholas Webster
Director
Paul L. Jacobson
Writer / Producer
Glenville Mareth
Writer
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Ratings & Reviews
Blu-ray.com
Brian Orndorf
The dull feature is best served to these young minds, while everyone else should only watch the movie fully riffed to get the most out of the viewing experience.
Rob's Movie Vault
Rob Gonsalves
Full of endearingly oafish makeup, sets, and dialogue.
Eye for Film
Jennie Kermode
Its status as one of the strangest films ever made about Father Christmas has given it a degree of cult status. Without that, it wouldn't have a snowball's chance of still being watched today.
Flavorwire
Jason Bailey
There's no warmth to the movie, no good cheer or happiness, and (at risk of bathing in bathos), ne'er a hint of what makes the season special.
TV Guide
This is, without exaggeration, one of the single worst films ever made, which hasn't prevented it from becoming a cult classic.
Cinema Crazed
Felix Vasquez Jr.
A terrible product of people who wanted to appeal to kids but likely never met one in their lives...
Film Threat
Pete Vonder Haar
Who knew this would be the pinnacle of Pia Zadora's career?
New York Times
Howard Thompson
Adults may find it obvious and as square-cut as cheese. But let's face it. From now till you-know-when, the youngsters are all that matter.
Film Threat
Phil Hall
White Christmas on a red planet, and not as bad as some people insist.
Filmcritic.com
Jake Euker
shot in that hopeless, bad filmmaking style ... with the delayed, artificial rhythm of a trans-Atlantic phone call
Kansas City Kansan
Steve Crum
Low expectations met.
Cinerina
Karina Montgomery
I can't help it I love it!
Movie Views
Ryan Cracknell
Like a car accident unfolding before your eyes, it's impossible to look away even if only to see how just bad it can get.
Hot Button
David Poland
Classic Crap
Dennis Schwartz Movie Reviews
Dennis Schwartz
This tacky attempt to make a kidpic about the Christmas spirit seems too retarded for even kids who will watch anything silly.
Kalamazoo Gazette
James Sanford
It's all about as heartwarming as a documentary about reconstructive bowel surgery, a procedure you may need should you choose to sit through all 82 minutes...
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