Roy ThinnesPrincipal Borden Skip LackeyFrankie Lawrence / Writer Lee TergesenCrash Hopkins Miranda de PencierJulie Freeman Robert DubacFrench Teacher Françoise RobertsonFrancoise Patricia RodriguezPatricia Mitchell KrystantosMitchell George ThomasFood Fight Punk 1 Stephane LevesqueFood Fight Punk 2 Marie-Claude BeauvaisMarjorie Simkin Victoria BarkoffLydia Hopkins Nancy BravmanMrs. Lawrence Talya RubinCassy Lawrence Sarah HaywardSpeech Teacher Beverly LoweBeauty Class Teacher Robert BruniSecurity Guard Virginia FergusonBorden's Secretary Alexandra InnesMall Beauty 1 Andrea SadlerMall Beauty 2 Michael WhiteheadHall Monitor Erica HavensDirector / Writer / Editor Skip LackeyFrankie Lawrence / Writer Sam BlochExecutive Producer 
