Steve MartinHarris K. Telemacher / Screenplay / Executive Producer Victoria TennantSara McDowel Richard E. GrantRoland Mackey Sarah Jessica ParkerSanDeE Patrick StewartMr. Perdue Andrew AmadorBob, News Anchor Eddie De HarpMaitre D' at Brunch M.C. ShanRap Waiter at L'Idiot Richard StahlBank Executive Aaron LustigBoring Speaker Time WintersFloss Waiter at L'Idiot George PlimptonStraight Weatherman Amy WallaceTod PA / Casting Assistant Cheryl BakerChanging Room Woman Robert LindChainsaw Juggler Tony MarsicoHard Rock Patron Mary PedersenAirline Ticket Agent Matt StetsonSpokesmodel Teacher Paula AbdulRoller Skater in Front of Tail O' the Pup (uncredited) Brian BanowetzBellman (uncredited) Sean Michael BeyerParking Valet (uncredited) Michael E. BurgessWaiter (uncredited) Chevy ChaseCarlo Christopher (uncredited) Tina CoteExtra (uncredited) Larry EchererBoy in Yard (uncredited) Woody HarrelsonHarris' Boss (uncredited) Terry JonesSara's Mother (voice) (uncredited) Rick MoranisGravedigger (uncredited) Robert PicardoVoicephone (voice) (uncredited) Cindra SkotzkoDressing Room Girl (uncredited) Terri WilsonStage Hand (uncredited) Steve MartinHarris K. Telemacher / Screenplay / Executive Producer Michael I. RachmilProducer Mario KassarExecutive Producer Charles William BreenArt Direction Chris ButlerSet Decoration Lawrence MillerProduction Design Andrew DunnDirector Of Photography Rudy DillonCostume Design Robert OstermannMakeup Artist Frank GriffinMakeup Artist Toni-Ann WalkerHairstylist Pamela AlchScript Supervisor Jane KassFirst Assistant Editor Peter Rodgers MelnickOriginal Music Composer Lon BenderSupervising Sound Editor Mark P. StoeckingerSupervising Sound Editor Kathleen BennettMusic Editor Andy NapellSound Re-Recording Mixer James E. WebbProduction Sound Mixer Richard PortmanSound Re-Recording Mixer Amy WallaceTod PA / Casting Assistant Chris ColesUnit Production Manager Jerry AriganelloLocation Manager 
