David GobbleRick Whitehead Allison PreglerElizabeth Howard Grace Doug WalkerSamuel Tobinski / Kendrick Tobinski Brad JonesWilly Whitehead / Writer / Executive Producer Zachary La VoyRanger Buckman Tamara Lynn ChambersDarlene Flynn HannersFather Jenkins Jillian ZurawskiRick's Mom Trevor OllechNed and Stacey Brian IrvingInternet Neckbeard Ed GlaserTV Producer / Line Producer Joe MeansHeaven's Stage Manager / Production Assistant Allison MeansDana / Costume Design Scott SpencerChristopher Hitchens (voice) Rob SheehanInternet Commentor 1 Cory Lyle VinderslevInternet Commenter 2 Eric GaspardInternet Commentor 3 Ryan MitchelleInternet Commentor 4 / Director / Producer / Editor Michael SchicianoInternet Commenter 5 / Music Patrick BussRestaurant Patron (uncredited) / Co-Producer / First Assistant Director Louie CorboInternet Neckbeard (uncredited) Meagan RachelleBush (uncredited) / Production Design Patrick ThatcherInternet Neckbeard (uncredited) Ryan MitchelleInternet Commentor 4 / Director / Producer / Editor Brad JonesWilly Whitehead / Writer / Executive Producer Patrick BussRestaurant Patron (uncredited) / Co-Producer / First Assistant Director Meagan RachelleBush (uncredited) / Production Design AJ YoungDirector Of Photography / Colorist Allison MeansDana / Costume Design Nicholas PriceSound Mixer Michael SchicianoInternet Commenter 5 / Music Ed GlaserTV Producer / Line Producer LaChelle HuntLine Producer Joe MeansHeaven's Stage Manager / Production Assistant 
