We Hate Kids

Directed by John Asher

12

18 January 2019 89mComedy, Adventure

5.125%78%5.8

Nick, writer of "I Hate Kids", is getting married when 13-year-old Mason claims to be his son. A psychic and DNA tests prove it. Mason was adopted and doesn't know his real mom. Nick visits all his girlfriends/flings from 14 years ago.

Cast of We Hate Kids

Tom Everett ScottNick Pearson
Tituss BurgessThe Amazing Fabular
Julian FederMason
Rachel BostonSydney Bartlett
Rhea SeehornKelly
Andrew BowenRichard
Julie Ann EmeryJoanna
Maria de Lourdes SevernyCarla Intinoli
Emily De MargheritiDaisy / Associate Producer
Arden MyrinJanice Bodicker
Chris LevineWinifred 'Winny'/Freddy
Marisa TomeiChristine Hurley
Beth RiesgrafSchyler Cross
Ray AbruzzoWalter
Joyce BulifantBetty Bartlett
Roger PerryPhil Bartlett
Bryan BattReverend McGooley
Nathan ArenasFrankie
Michael McHaleDeejay
Lewie BartoneChaz
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We Hate Kids Ratings & Reviews

jackmeat20 June 2025
My quick rating - 5.4/10. Oh, I really thought this day was going to happen to me for years. Luckily, it did not. So this guy (Tom Everett Scott) is a famous author of a book. I am sure you can guess the title. Anyway, at his wedding rehearsal dinner, a kid shows up claiming to be his son. But, not only with a claim, and a really poorly done psychic for comedic relief, but DNA proof. So the mission is simple: Scott gives him two days to help him find his mother. But of course, back 13 years ago, he was a bit of a player. So the story is set, and everything you assume is what happens. Pretty cute movie with some nice humor sprinkled in.

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