Hard Ticket to Hawaii
Directed by Andy Sidaris
Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, two operatives for The Agency, accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord Seth Romero, who takes exception and tries to get them back. Soon other Agency operatives get involved, and a full-scale fight to the finish ensues, complicated here and there by an escaped snake made deadly by Toxic Waste!
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- ErikthepaceMarch 18, 2026It really depends. This movie is absolute nonsense, and there is no doubt about that. But if you enjoy a really bad movie that has an absolutely ridiculous plotline, gratuitous and pointless nudity, and some of the worst acting in the world, then this is a great movie.
- brainoAugust 3, 2025Weird snake, great hair and lot of tits
- Mister ArnOctober 15, 2024Blue eyed blondes and boobs in a drug/spy/snake action adventure film. Filled with romantic lines like, "all I want to do is suck the polisher right off your toes".
Hard Ticket to Hawaii Trivia
Hard Ticket to Hawaii was released on September 26, 1987.
Hard Ticket to Hawaii was directed by Andy Sidaris.
Hard Ticket to Hawaii has a runtime of 1h 36m.
Hard Ticket to Hawaii was produced by Arlene Sidaris.
Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, two operatives for The Agency, accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord Seth Romero, who takes exception and tries to get them back. Soon other Agency operatives get involved, and a full-scale fight to the finish ensues, complicated here and there by an escaped snake made deadly by Toxic Waste!
The key characters in Hard Ticket to Hawaii are Rowdy Abilene (Ronn Moss), Donna Hamilton (Dona Speir), Taryn (Hope Marie Carlton).
Hard Ticket to Hawaii is rated R.
Hard Ticket to Hawaii is an Action, Adventure, Comedy film.
Hard Ticket to Hawaii has an audience rating of 4.5 out of 10.