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Cockneys vs Zombies
Directed by
Matthias Hoene
Not Rated
2012
88m
Horror
,
Comedy
,
and more
5.9
76%
45%
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A group of Cockneys arm themselves to rescue their elderly relative and his retirement home friends who are trapped and fighting off a zombie attack during a zombie apocalypse in the East End of London.
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Cast of Cockneys vs Zombies
Rasmus Hardiker
Terry
Harry Treadaway
Andy
Michelle Ryan
Katy
Georgia King
Emma
Jack Doolan
Davey Tuppence
Ashley Thomas
Mental Mickey
Tony Gardner
Clive
Tony Selby
Darryl
Georgina Hale
Doreen
Dudley Sutton
Eric
Richard Briers
Hamish
Honor Blackman
Peggy
Alan Ford
Ray Macguire
Phil Cornwell
Grainger
Gary Beadle
Greg
Dexter Fletcher
Dad Macguire
Dannielle Brent
Mum Macguire
Elizabeth Webster
Natasha
Josh Cole
Davvers
Natalie Walter
Bank Manager
Wolf Kahler
Nazi Officer
Joan Hodges
Jenny
Philip Harvey
Armed Police Zombie
Cockneys vs Zombies Ratings & Reviews
Scott Smith
January 25, 2025
Another fun zombie-comedy, but this one has British accents. A funny action flick about streetwise Cockney Brits who end up fighting for, and with, their cranky elderly relatives from a nursing home against hordes of zombies in London's gritty East End. Lots of zombies, gore, comedy and swearing...ffs! Loved it.
The Last Thing I See
Brent McKnight
Haven't you always wanted to see a bunch of cranky, foul-mouthed octogenarians have it out with swarming hordes of the undead?
Yahoo! Movies
Thelma Adams
Maybe it's me, but after all the bloated, clanging, FX-driven summer tent poles, I'm partial to a gentle genre horror comedy that has gooey guts - but doesn't throw the heart out with the steaming entrails.
Cinemalogue
Todd Jorgenson
This low-budget entry doesn't add much to the overpopulated recent roster of zombie flicks
TheFilmFile.com
Dustin Putman
[Blu-ray Review] Director Matthias Hoene gives the derivative tale a refreshing wit to go along with the flit pacing and imaginative gore.
Shockya.com
Brent Simon
A satisfying, enormously likable genre cocktail, Cockneys vs. Zombies not only delivers upon its title promise, but does so with wit and fleet-of-foot aplomb.
Austin Chronicle
Marc Savlov
Cockneys vs. Zombies quickly overcomes its dull-as-death titling and turns out to be the best zombie yuk-fest since Edgar Wright broke new, unhallowed ground with Shaun of the Dead nearly a decade ago.
Cinema Crazed
Felix Vasquez Jr.
A great and hilarious zombie picture with plenty of in-jokes about zombie lore and the London culture.
Movie Dearest
Fr. Chris Carpenter
A horror-comedy hoot a la "Shaun of the Dead" but I actually enjoyed this one a little more. Matthias Hoene directs the knowing, very funny script with aplomb.
New York Post
Kyle Smith
You may protest that this is just a splattery feature-length sketch, and you'd be absolutely right. Why not have a laugh at this absurdly trite concept?
New York Times
Jeannette Catsoulis
As subtle as its title, "Cockneys vs. Zombies" is mildly funny and easily likable.
Arizona Republic
Bill Goodykoontz
[Hoene] set out to make a funny, fast-moving gross-out zombie flick, nothing beyond that, and he has succeeded with style.
New York Daily News
Joe Neumaier
The oldsters are feisty - a gun-totin' granny is played by Pussy Galore herself, "Goldfinger's" Honor Blackman - but the shtick's as flat as old ale.
The Dissolve
Nick Schager
Technical proficiency notwithstanding, basic storytelling lapses doom Cockneys Vs. Zombies to the realm of the second-rate and sloppy, all the way to a finale so abrupt and inconclusive, it's as if the filmmakers grew weary of their own undead endeavor.
Blu-ray.com
Brian Orndorf
An entertaining romp with nitwits and monsters, keeping to the essentials of makeshift warfare while preserving all the necessary funny business. All that's missing from the effort is a translator for American audiences.
Los Angeles Times
Robert Abele
"Cockneys vs. Zombies" might as well be "Babies vs. Zombies" or "Cats vs. Zombies" - strictly for addicts who don't care where their undead fix comes from.
Village Voice
Rob Staeger
Weightless as a bag of crisps, this matinee fare offers more laughs than scares.
Slant Magazine
Ed Gonzalez
Matthias Hoene allows the cockney swears to flow as deliriously as the truly convincing blood splatter, offering a few unexpected gut-busters along the way.
We Got This Covered
Matt Donato
I can't exactly call Cockneys vs Zombies an instant cult classic, but I'll absolutely call it a cult hit without hesitation.
Kinetofilm
Brian Holcomb
Cockneys Vs. Zombies delivers exactly what is expected of a film called Cockneys Vs. Zombies. This is a farce first, horror film last.
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