Jack LemmonVictor Clooney Paula PrentissCelia Clooney Klaus KinskiDr. Hugo Zuckerbrot Miles ChapinEddie, the Bellhop Michael EnsignAssistant Manager Fil FormicolaRudy 'Disco' Gambola Ronnie SperlingHippy Husband Suzie GallerPregnant Wife Ed Begley Jr.Lieutenant #1 Frank FarmerLieutenant #2 Tom KindleHighway Patrolman #1 Biff ManardHighway Patrolman #2 Frances BayFemale Patient Timothy SullivanSWAT Team Member Troy MeltonLeopold Schuster Jennifer FajardoPolynesian Girl Billy WilderDirector / Writer Charles MatthauAssociate Producer Alain BernheimExecutive Producer Daniel A. LominoProduction Design Cloudia RebarSet Decoration Harry Stradling Jr.Director Of Photography Stephen AbrumsMakeup Artist Deborah A. Dell'AmicoSecond Assistant Director Gary DaiglerFirst Assistant Director Lynn GuthrieSecond Unit Director / Unit Production Manager Maurice MarksSecond Assistant Director Lalo SchifrinOriginal Music Composer Francis VeberTheatre Play 
