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Bordello of Blood
Directed by
Gilbert Adler
R
1996
87m
Horror
,
Comedy
,
and more
5.4
14%
31%
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The old bag of bones 'Cryptkeeper' returns for his second full length feature flick about a funeral home that's a front for a whorehouse run by vampires.
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Cast of Bordello of Blood
Dennis Miller
Rafe Guttman
Erika Eleniak
Katherine Verdoux
Angie Everhart
Lillith
Chris Sarandon
Reverend Current
Corey Feldman
Caleb Verdoux
William Sadler
Mummy
Aubrey Morris
McCutcheon
Phil Fondacaro
Vincent Prather
Kiara Hunter
Tamara
Leslie Ann Phillips
Patrice
Juliet Reagh
Tallulah
Eli Gabay
Miguel
Matt Hill
Reggie
Eric Keenleyside
Noonan
Kim Kondrashoff
Jenkins
John Kassir
The Crypt Keeper (voice)
Robert Munic
Zeke
Gary Starr
Jed
Robin Douglas
Louise
Dorian Joe Clark
Jonas
Ravinder Toor
Bartender
Robert Rozen
Rabbi Goldman
Jennifer Jasey
Woman
Heather Hanson
Babe
Sibel Thrasher
Gospel Singer
Tom Pickett
Gospel Singer
Topaz Hasfal-Schou
Gospel Singer
Lovie Eli
Gospel Singer
Adam Boster
Patron (uncredited)
Whoopi Goldberg
Hospital Patient (uncredited)
Kate McIntyre
Chubbie O'Toole (uncredited)
Tobias Mehler
Boy in Bordello (uncredited)
Iva Franks-Singer
Werewolf (uncredited)
Gilbert Adler
Director / Writer / Producer
Robert Zemeckis
Writer
Bob Gale
Writer
A L Katz
Writer
William M. Gaines
Writer
Bordello of Blood Ratings & Reviews
Houston Chronicle
Bruce Westbrook
This film is badly plotted. If anything, it tries to tell too much tale. And though its special effects are good, the vampires are too easily dispatched, and the laborious finale is predictable.
The Wolfman Cometh
Patrick Cavanaugh
A largely forgettable experience that fails to live up to the Tales from the Crypt name.
The Virginian-Pilot
Mal Vincent
It's pretty lame most of the way, but interspersed with authentically humorous references.
Gone With The Twins
Mike Massie
The bloodshed, though graphic, is thoroughly creative, utilizing fake appendages and prosthetics - and other mutilative yucks - for successful outrageousness.
Reel Film Reviews
David Nusair
A slapdash, overlong, and downright interminable endeavor...
Film Freak Central
Walter Chaw
In the history of active sabotage, this one's right up there.
Under the Radar
Austin Trunick
It's by no means a good film -- really, it's Dennis Miller versus undead prostitutes -- but b-movie fans shouldn't overlook it just yet.
Creative Loafing
Matt Brunson
Bordello of Blood proves to be a tough slog, with a workable premise defeated by clumsy plotting and miscast actors. And no one is more ill at ease than lead Dennis Miller.
TheBluFile.com
Dustin Putman
Works best as religious satire, but never quite takes off as a mystery or a tale involving bloodsuckers.
Cinema Crazed
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Spends too much time on banking on Dennis Miller's snarky sense of humor to really allow the film to entertain as a sexy dark comedy...
TV Guide
This is a travesty.
Variety
Joe Leydon
Adolescent boys might groove to the mix, but most other ticketbuyers will avoid this tawdry opus like the plague.
Fantastica Daily
Chuck O'Leary
This very guilty pleasure never produces much suspense, but I couldn't stop laughing at Dennis Miller's sardonic asides.
Washington Post
Richard Harrington
Triple the length of its cable television inspiration, Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood is triple the gore, triple the naked women, but not, alas, triple the fun.
Los Angeles Times
Jack Mathews
What it lacks in irony and suspense, Gilbert Adler's Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood makes up for in whimsy and cheeky self-assurance.
New York Times
Lawrence Van Gelder
Vampires aren't the only things in Bordello of Blood that can't stand up to daylight. Neither can the plot.
San Francisco Chronicle
Peter Stack
This gory vampire spoof is remarkably free of jolts, hardly registering as a fright film, with a series of weak special effects involving many globs of guts.
Austin Chronicle
Marc Savlov
... never quite reaches the breathlessly mediocre heights of its predecessor, Demon Knight.
USA Today
This sickeningly puerile mess will be attractive only to teen boys who aren't too picky about special effects or scripts.
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Tales From The Crypt: Bordello Of Blood
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Tales From The Crypt: Bordello Of Blood (Trailer 1)
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Tales From The Crypt: Bordello Of Blood: How Do You Make Blood?
Tales From The Crypt: Bordello Of Blood: How Do You Make Blood?
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Tales From The Crypt: Bordello Of Blood: Not My Type
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