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Bloodsucking Bastards
Directed by
Brian James O'Connell
Not Rated
2015
84m
Comedy
,
Horror
,
and more
5.7
68%
50%
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A down on his luck cubicle worker and his slacker best friend discover their new boss is a vampire who is turning their coworkers into the un-dead.
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Cast of Bloodsucking Bastards
Fran Kranz
Evan
Joey Kern
Tim
Joel Murray
Ted
Pedro Pascal
Max
Emma Fitzpatrick
Amanda
Zabeth Russell
Elaine
Yvette Yates Redick
Zabeth
Justin Ware
Andrew / Producer
Matthew Lillard
Corporate Guest
David F. Park
Dave
Parvesh Cheena
Jack the Intern
Marshall Givens
Frank
Sean Cowhig
Janitor
Patricia Rae
Sofia
Neil Garguilo
Mike(as Neil W. Garguilo)
Brian Konowal
Vampire Drone
Tommy Bechtold
Phallicyte Executive
Lauren Miller
Phallicyte Executive
Brian James O'Connell
Mail Room Boy / Director
Ryan Mitts
Writer
Dr. God
Writer
Patrick Rizzotti
Producer
Colleen Hard
Producer
Brett Forbes
Producer
Brandon Evans
Producer
Bloodsucking Bastards Ratings & Reviews
matvil8
March 28, 2025
A Really a funny and entertaining movie. It was cool to see Pedro Pascal as a vampire as well. Good casting as well and I wish I had a DVD or Bluray of this move. Good job mixing comedy with horror. Keep up the good work.
Cinema Crazed
Emilie Black
Bloodsucking Bastard is not a bad movie, but it's not the best horror-comedy either. It's fun and enjoyable, but not particularly memorable.
Assignment X
Abbie Bernstein
There's a very fine line to this type of comedy, and Bloodsucking Bastards falls over on the side of hitting the same slack-is-hip note too many times.
io9.com
Cheryl Eddy
The movie is full of rapid-fire jokes and asides, delivered with complete nonchalance, and the humor is wonderfully on-target and unforced.
JoBlo's Movie Network
JimmyO
As predictable and recycled as this may feel, you can't help but entertain in this cast.
The Hollywood Reporter
John DeFore
Hardly state-of-the-art but offers enough bro banter to amuse, especially in the hands of this unexceptional but likable cast.
Cinema Crazed
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Feels a lot more like one long stale viral comedy segment.
Daily Dead
Heather Wixson
A mash-up of Office Space & Fright Night, BB takes some time to get going but when it does, the jokes fly almost as fast as the gore, resulting in a feel-good film that's a wonderful tribute to vampires & raucously deconstructs the modern workplace.
Paste Magazine
Andy Crump
[The film] pays off, but it takes a lot of sloppy legwork to get to the good stuff.
L.A. Weekly
Rob Staeger
...the film sinks its teeth into toxic elements of office culture, such as the trampling of individuality...or simply how no one ever bothers to learn the janitor's name.
We Got This Covered
Matt Donato
Bloodsucking Bastards is the workplace comedy you didn't think you needed, boasting a satirical intelligence that's even sharper than its blood-coated fangs.
Detroit News
Tom Long
"Bloodsucking Bastards" simply isn't worth the time it takes to get rolling.
RogerEbert.com
Brian Tallerico
I'm forgiving of DIY productions that work without much of a bottom line, but there are some basic film techniques that still need to be considered, and don't cost a dime.
Austin American-Statesman
Charles Ealy
While it's not offensively violent, it's full of sexist jokes. And while many viewers will be able to relate to jabs at bottom-feeding companies, they'll probably wonder how such a lackluster script ever became a movie.
Los Angeles Times
Michael Rechtshaffen
"Bloodsucking Bastards" only occasionally matches the inspiration of its jokey title.
Chicago Daily Herald
Dann Gire
Fans of gory-fied movies will not be disappointed by the crimson geysers to be witnessed late in the movie when the narrative pace finally climbs above "comatose" and the blood bags outnumber the sentences in the screenplay.
Austin Chronicle
Marc Savlov
While this isn't anywhere near a classic of the comedy-horror genre, it's still a well-written work of splatstick that's more downright engaging than 90% of the "serious" (i.e., mediocre) horrors that have flooded theatres of late.
Film Journal International
Maitland McDonagh
Bloody enough to satisfy fans who want their comedy with some bite.
AV Club
Katie Rife
For a Friday night rental with some friends and a six-pack (or three), you could do much worse.
Under the Radar
Austin Trunick
The horror-comedy recalls the vulgar wit of Mike Judge's cult classic [Office Space] and installs gory vampire action into its banal office setting.
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