Anakonda
Directed by Tom GormicanDoug i Griff są najlepszymi przyjaciółmi od dzieciństwa i zawsze marzyli o nakręceniu remake'u swojego ulubionego filmu wszech czasów: kinowego klasyka - "Anakonda". Kiedy kryzys wieku średniego popycha ich do podjęcia tego wyzwania, wyruszają w głąb Amazonii, aby rozpocząć zdjęcia. Jednak sytuacja staje się poważna, gdy pojawia się prawdziwa gigantyczna anakonda, zamieniając ich komicznie chaotyczny plan filmowy w śmiertelnie niebezpieczne miejsce. Film, który tak bardzo chcą nakręcić? Może właśnie doprowadzić ich do śmierci...
Anakonda Ratings & Reviews
- The Leviathan4 stycznia 2026Sooooo... It's movie about a group of people who go to remake anaconda that's based on anaconda. they meet other people remaking the movie anaconda (who are probably the people making this move you're watching) and then successfully publish their movie anaconda, for it to be taken down but they are offering to make a new movie of anaconda at the end!! Beautiful
- Aaron4 stycznia 2026Anaconda (2025) answers the age-old question: “What if a snake was really big… and everyone made the worst decisions possible?” The plot slithers in confidently: a group of people enter a jungle with zero survival instincts, one GPS that stops working immediately, and the bold belief that this time the giant snake won’t notice them. Spoiler: the snake notices. 👀🐍 The anaconda itself deserves top billing. This serpent is so large it could have its own postcode. At one point, it appears, disappears, reappears, and somehow sneaks up on people while being the size of a bus. Physics took one look at this movie and quietly left the cinema. Dialogue highlights include: “Did you hear that?” (Yes. It’s always the snake.) “It’s just an animal.” (Narrator voice: It was not just an animal.) Someone whispering… in a jungle… while running. Incredible. The CGI ranges from “wow, that’s terrifying” to “is that snake buffering?” but honestly, that’s part of the charm. You don’t watch Anaconda (2025) for realism—you watch it for the pure joy of yelling “WHY ARE YOU GOING BACK IN THERE?!” at the screen. Final Verdict: Ridiculous. Loud. Over-the-top. Completely aware of what it is. Perfect for a popcorn night where logic is optional and snakes are aggressively dramatic. 🐍 Would I recommend it? Yes—especially if you enjoy creature features that wrap nonsense, nostalgia, and chaos into one very long, very hungry snake.
- Mike Shulman30 grudnia 2025This is such a silly, stupid, unecessary movie... and I really liked it. Honestly the laughs are hit or miss, nothing anyone does makes sense, and the CGI is purposely awful but everyone making it seems to be having a blast with it. Just turn your brain off and enjoy it for 90 minutes. It's definitely in the so bad it's good realm and Anaconda knows it... yay yay
- Raymond Nicoletti2 dni temuI laughed, kinda
- Wesley B7 dni temuDidn't sound like a good idea to have Jack Black and Paul Rudd in an Anaconda sequel, and unfortunately that turned out to be true.
- ThreeGs11 kwietnia 2026This is just bad. Sells an interesting premise then it just all falls apart. Characters are terrible. Really had hopes for this one, with that cast it could have been so much better.
- A. Constantin29 stycznia 2026Was okay, but kind of a let down for all those big name actors. Was hoping for more
- Niztradamus28 stycznia 2026This movie is stupid, really fucking stupid but the funny kind of stupid. I had quite a few chuckles and it has that quality to it, like the script was written while smoking a lot of weed. It's not a great movie but I'd argue it's above average quality. It is good, not great but good. If you like the typical Jack Black humor you will enjoy your time with this one.
- malus.r31 stycznia 2026A turkey! Stupid story and not so great FX Jack Black has his moments but doesn’t save it
- eric.lon4 kwietnia 2026The longer you watch it the worse it gets.
- stuhannaford4 kwietnia 2026To make an homage to what is an awful film, sounds like the kind of funny, buddy film you’d expect from Black and Rudd… only it’s pretty light on the fun or laughter. The stand out by some distance is Zahn, but he’s not enough to carry the film’s runtime. It’s light hearted, but where the CGI far improves the original (how could it not), the hope of a Jumanji style, unexpected band of brothers (and sister) is left wanting. Walk out for half an hour, make a cuppa, come back, you won’t have missed much. Not great.
- Thequietcroc1 kwietnia 2026This is just Tropic Thunder again and I loved it!
- Disent31 marca 2026unwatchable garbage tier garbage, its not funny, its not scary, it looks like crap and its boring...WTF are we doing now? the entire industry just seems to be money laundering now
- Winston Gripweed30 marca 2026If you have a subscription to crave, you can watch it there
- mickerdoo29 marca 2026I was expecting the meta. But I think it just needed more star power in feature roles, stunts and jungle stuff to push it up another level.
Anakonda Trivia
Anakonda was released on 24 grudnia 2025.
Anakonda was directed by Tom Gormican.
Anakonda has a runtime of 1 h 38 min.
Anakonda was produced by Brad Fuller, Andrew Form, Kevin Etten, Tom Gormican.
Doug i Griff są najlepszymi przyjaciółmi od dzieciństwa i zawsze marzyli o nakręceniu remake'u swojego ulubionego filmu wszech czasów: kinowego klasyka - "Anakonda". Kiedy kryzys wieku średniego popycha ich do podjęcia tego wyzwania, wyruszają w głąb Amazonii, aby rozpocząć zdjęcia. Jednak sytuacja staje się poważna, gdy pojawia się prawdziwa gigantyczna anakonda, zamieniając ich komicznie chaotyczny plan filmowy w śmiertelnie niebezpieczne miejsce. Film, który tak bardzo chcą nakręcić? Może właśnie doprowadzić ich do śmierci...
The key characters in Anakonda are Doug McCallister (Jack Black), Ronald Griffin Jr. (Paul Rudd), Kenny Trent (Steve Zahn).
Anakonda is rated PG-13.
Anakonda is a Komedia, Action, Adventure film.
Anakonda has an audience rating of 7.5 out of 10.
Anakonda had a budget of 45 mln USD.
Anakonda has made 135,1 mln USD at the box office.