新狂蟒之灾
Directed by Tom Gormican为了翻拍影史经典《狂蟒之灾》，格里夫（保罗·路德 饰）和道格（杰克·布莱克 饰）成立史上最穷剧组！在唯一一条演员蛇因伤下线后，他们决定深入亚马逊雨林捉蛇补位，却意外遇上真巨蟒，原本滑稽混乱的片场瞬间沦为致命险境。在蛇口之下四处逃窜的他们，最终是会全员殒命还是顺利杀青？
新狂蟒之灾 Ratings & Reviews
- The Leviathan2026年1月4日Sooooo... It's movie about a group of people who go to remake anaconda that's based on anaconda. they meet other people remaking the movie anaconda (who are probably the people making this move you're watching) and then successfully publish their movie anaconda, for it to be taken down but they are offering to make a new movie of anaconda at the end!! Beautiful
- Wesley B1天前Didn't sound like a good idea to have Jack Black and Paul Rudd in an Anaconda sequel, and unfortunately that turned out to be true.
- Aaron2026年1月4日Anaconda (2025) answers the age-old question: “What if a snake was really big… and everyone made the worst decisions possible?” The plot slithers in confidently: a group of people enter a jungle with zero survival instincts, one GPS that stops working immediately, and the bold belief that this time the giant snake won’t notice them. Spoiler: the snake notices. 👀🐍 The anaconda itself deserves top billing. This serpent is so large it could have its own postcode. At one point, it appears, disappears, reappears, and somehow sneaks up on people while being the size of a bus. Physics took one look at this movie and quietly left the cinema. Dialogue highlights include: “Did you hear that?” (Yes. It’s always the snake.) “It’s just an animal.” (Narrator voice: It was not just an animal.) Someone whispering… in a jungle… while running. Incredible. The CGI ranges from “wow, that’s terrifying” to “is that snake buffering?” but honestly, that’s part of the charm. You don’t watch Anaconda (2025) for realism—you watch it for the pure joy of yelling “WHY ARE YOU GOING BACK IN THERE?!” at the screen. Final Verdict: Ridiculous. Loud. Over-the-top. Completely aware of what it is. Perfect for a popcorn night where logic is optional and snakes are aggressively dramatic. 🐍 Would I recommend it? Yes—especially if you enjoy creature features that wrap nonsense, nostalgia, and chaos into one very long, very hungry snake.
- ThreeGs7天前This is just bad. Sells an interesting premise then it just all falls apart. Characters are terrible. Really had hopes for this one, with that cast it could have been so much better.
- Mike Shulman2025年12月30日This is such a silly, stupid, unecessary movie... and I really liked it. Honestly the laughs are hit or miss, nothing anyone does makes sense, and the CGI is purposely awful but everyone making it seems to be having a blast with it. Just turn your brain off and enjoy it for 90 minutes. It's definitely in the so bad it's good realm and Anaconda knows it... yay yay
- eric.lon2026年4月4日The longer you watch it the worse it gets.
- A. Constantin2026年1月29日Was okay, but kind of a let down for all those big name actors. Was hoping for more
- stuhannaford2026年4月4日To make an homage to what is an awful film, sounds like the kind of funny, buddy film you’d expect from Black and Rudd… only it’s pretty light on the fun or laughter. The stand out by some distance is Zahn, but he’s not enough to carry the film’s runtime. It’s light hearted, but where the CGI far improves the original (how could it not), the hope of a Jumanji style, unexpected band of brothers (and sister) is left wanting. Walk out for half an hour, make a cuppa, come back, you won’t have missed much. Not great.
- Niztradamus2026年1月28日This movie is stupid, really fucking stupid but the funny kind of stupid. I had quite a few chuckles and it has that quality to it, like the script was written while smoking a lot of weed. It's not a great movie but I'd argue it's above average quality. It is good, not great but good. If you like the typical Jack Black humor you will enjoy your time with this one.
- Thequietcroc2026年4月1日This is just Tropic Thunder again and I loved it!
- malus.r2026年1月31日A turkey! Stupid story and not so great FX Jack Black has his moments but doesn’t save it
- Disent2026年3月31日unwatchable garbage tier garbage, its not funny, its not scary, it looks like crap and its boring...WTF are we doing now? the entire industry just seems to be money laundering now
- Winston Gripweed2026年3月30日If you have a subscription to crave, you can watch it there
- GRAMOS67912026年2月5日This was the worst film Jack Black has ever done. There were no funny parts. I chuckled a couple of times and that was it. The writing was horrible.
- mickerdoo2026年3月29日I was expecting the meta. But I think it just needed more star power in feature roles, stunts and jungle stuff to push it up another level.
新狂蟒之灾 Trivia
新狂蟒之灾 was released on 2025年12月24日.
新狂蟒之灾 was directed by Tom Gormican.
新狂蟒之灾 has a runtime of 1小时 38分钟.
新狂蟒之灾 was produced by Brad Fuller, Andrew Form, Kevin Etten, Tom Gormican.
为了翻拍影史经典《狂蟒之灾》，格里夫（保罗·路德 饰）和道格（杰克·布莱克 饰）成立史上最穷剧组！在唯一一条演员蛇因伤下线后，他们决定深入亚马逊雨林捉蛇补位，却意外遇上真巨蟒，原本滑稽混乱的片场瞬间沦为致命险境。在蛇口之下四处逃窜的他们，最终是会全员殒命还是顺利杀青？
The key characters in 新狂蟒之灾 are Doug McCallister (Jack Black), Ronald Griffin Jr. (Paul Rudd), Kenny Trent (Steve Zahn).
新狂蟒之灾 is rated PG-13.
新狂蟒之灾 is a 喜剧, Action, Adventure film.
新狂蟒之灾 has an audience rating of 7.5 out of 10.
新狂蟒之灾 had a budget of US$4500万.
新狂蟒之灾 has made US$1.4亿 at the box office.