Anaconda
Dirigido por Tom GormicanDoug e Griff , dois amigos de longa data, partilham um sonho: refazer o clássico Anaconda. O plano? Aventurarem-se pela Amazónia e filmarem o seu próprio remake, com mais entusiasmo do que preparação. O que começa por um sonho de amigos rapidamente se transforma numa hilariante aventura repleta de... imprevistos.
Anaconda Avaliações & Comentários
- eric.lonhá 2 diasThe longer you watch it the worse it gets.
- levi_v14 de janeiro de 2026Sooooo... It's movie about a group of people who go to remake anaconda that's based on anaconda. they meet other people remaking the movie anaconda (who are probably the people making this move you're watching) and then successfully publish their movie anaconda, for it to be taken down but they are offering to make a new movie of anaconda at the end!! Beautiful
- stuhannafordhá 3 diasTo make an homage to what is an awful film, sounds like the kind of funny, buddy film you’d expect from Black and Rudd… only it’s pretty light on the fun or laughter. The stand out by some distance is Zahn, but he’s not enough to carry the film’s runtime. It’s light hearted, but where the CGI far improves the original (how could it not), the hope of a Jumanji style, unexpected band of brothers (and sister) is left wanting. Walk out for half an hour, make a cuppa, come back, you won’t have missed much. Not great.
- Thequietcrochá 6 diasThis is just Tropic Thunder again and I loved it!
- Disenthá 7 diasunwatchable garbage tier garbage, its not funny, its not scary, it looks like crap and its boring...WTF are we doing now? the entire industry just seems to be money laundering now
- Aaron4 de janeiro de 2026Anaconda (2025) answers the age-old question: “What if a snake was really big… and everyone made the worst decisions possible?” The plot slithers in confidently: a group of people enter a jungle with zero survival instincts, one GPS that stops working immediately, and the bold belief that this time the giant snake won’t notice them. Spoiler: the snake notices. 👀🐍 The anaconda itself deserves top billing. This serpent is so large it could have its own postcode. At one point, it appears, disappears, reappears, and somehow sneaks up on people while being the size of a bus. Physics took one look at this movie and quietly left the cinema. Dialogue highlights include: “Did you hear that?” (Yes. It’s always the snake.) “It’s just an animal.” (Narrator voice: It was not just an animal.) Someone whispering… in a jungle… while running. Incredible. The CGI ranges from “wow, that’s terrifying” to “is that snake buffering?” but honestly, that’s part of the charm. You don’t watch Anaconda (2025) for realism—you watch it for the pure joy of yelling “WHY ARE YOU GOING BACK IN THERE?!” at the screen. Final Verdict: Ridiculous. Loud. Over-the-top. Completely aware of what it is. Perfect for a popcorn night where logic is optional and snakes are aggressively dramatic. 🐍 Would I recommend it? Yes—especially if you enjoy creature features that wrap nonsense, nostalgia, and chaos into one very long, very hungry snake.
- Mike Shulman30 de dezembro de 2025This is such a silly, stupid, unecessary movie... and I really liked it. Honestly the laughs are hit or miss, nothing anyone does makes sense, and the CGI is purposely awful but everyone making it seems to be having a blast with it. Just turn your brain off and enjoy it for 90 minutes. It's definitely in the so bad it's good realm and Anaconda knows it... yay yay
- Winston Gripweed30 de março de 2026If you have a subscription to crave, you can watch it there
- mickerdoo29 de março de 2026I was expecting the meta. But I think it just needed more star power in feature roles, stunts and jungle stuff to push it up another level.
- A. Constantin29 de janeiro de 2026Was okay, but kind of a let down for all those big name actors. Was hoping for more
- Niztradamus28 de janeiro de 2026This movie is stupid, really fucking stupid but the funny kind of stupid. I had quite a few chuckles and it has that quality to it, like the script was written while smoking a lot of weed. It's not a great movie but I'd argue it's above average quality. It is good, not great but good. If you like the typical Jack Black humor you will enjoy your time with this one.
- malus.r31 de janeiro de 2026A turkey! Stupid story and not so great FX Jack Black has his moments but doesn’t save it
- GRAMOS67915 de fevereiro de 2026This was the worst film Jack Black has ever done. There were no funny parts. I chuckled a couple of times and that was it. The writing was horrible.
- MrReclusive29 de março de 2026Honestly, Wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. I am some one who grew up a fan of jack black, but, over the years, have gotten rather tired of him, this was presently enjoyable. This is a move you just turn off your brain and watch, and with that in mind, it is fun, the ending could of been better as the start was actually pretty intriguing, but it devolved into something else entirely. But it was enjoyable for a dumb movie, paul rudd was enjoyable like I expect from him, and jack black was jack black, he doesn't play any other character anymore.
- Chris Tannehill7 de fevereiro de 2026Pretty bad movie. Writing was terrible jokes fell flat.
Trívia de Anaconda
Anacondafoi lançado em 24 de dezembro de 2025.
Anacondafoi dirigido por Tom Gormican.
Anacondatem a duração de 1 h 38 min.
Anacondafoi produzido por Brad Fuller, Andrew Form, Kevin Etten, Tom Gormican.
Doug e Griff , dois amigos de longa data, partilham um sonho: refazer o clássico Anaconda. O plano? Aventurarem-se pela Amazónia e filmarem o seu próprio remake, com mais entusiasmo do que preparação. O que começa por um sonho de amigos rapidamente se transforma numa hilariante aventura repleta de... imprevistos.
Os caracteres-chave em Anaconda são Doug McCallister (Jack Black), Ronald Griffin Jr. (Paul Rudd), Kenny Trent (Steve Zahn).
Anaconda é avaliado M/12.
Anaconda é um filme de Comédia, Action, Adventure.
Anaconda tem uma classificação de audiência 7.5de 10.
Anaconda teve um orçamento de US$ 45 mi.
Anaconda fez US$ 135 mi na bilheteria.