Anaconda
Directed by Tom GormicanA group of friends facing mid-life crises head to the rainforest with the intention of remaking their favorite movie from their youth, only to find themselves in a fight for their lives against natural disasters, giant snakes and violent criminals.
Anaconda Ratings & Reviews
- The Leviathan4 January 2026Sooooo... It's movie about a group of people who go to remake anaconda that's based on anaconda. they meet other people remaking the movie anaconda (who are probably the people making this move you're watching) and then successfully publish their movie anaconda, for it to be taken down but they are offering to make a new movie of anaconda at the end!! Beautiful
- Eazy Nielson15 hr agoMid as hell
- Aaron4 January 2026Anaconda (2025) answers the age-old question: “What if a snake was really big… and everyone made the worst decisions possible?” The plot slithers in confidently: a group of people enter a jungle with zero survival instincts, one GPS that stops working immediately, and the bold belief that this time the giant snake won’t notice them. Spoiler: the snake notices. 👀🐍 The anaconda itself deserves top billing. This serpent is so large it could have its own postcode. At one point, it appears, disappears, reappears, and somehow sneaks up on people while being the size of a bus. Physics took one look at this movie and quietly left the cinema. Dialogue highlights include: “Did you hear that?” (Yes. It’s always the snake.) “It’s just an animal.” (Narrator voice: It was not just an animal.) Someone whispering… in a jungle… while running. Incredible. The CGI ranges from “wow, that’s terrifying” to “is that snake buffering?” but honestly, that’s part of the charm. You don’t watch Anaconda (2025) for realism—you watch it for the pure joy of yelling “WHY ARE YOU GOING BACK IN THERE?!” at the screen. Final Verdict: Ridiculous. Loud. Over-the-top. Completely aware of what it is. Perfect for a popcorn night where logic is optional and snakes are aggressively dramatic. 🐍 Would I recommend it? Yes—especially if you enjoy creature features that wrap nonsense, nostalgia, and chaos into one very long, very hungry snake.
- Mike Shulman30 December 2025This is such a silly, stupid, unecessary movie... and I really liked it. Honestly the laughs are hit or miss, nothing anyone does makes sense, and the CGI is purposely awful but everyone making it seems to be having a blast with it. Just turn your brain off and enjoy it for 90 minutes. It's definitely in the so bad it's good realm and Anaconda knows it... yay yay
- A. Constantin29 January 2026Was okay, but kind of a let down for all those big name actors. Was hoping for more
- Raymond Nicoletti2 days agoI laughed, kinda
- Wesley B18 April 2026Didn't sound like a good idea to have Jack Black and Paul Rudd in an Anaconda sequel, and unfortunately that turned out to be true.
- Niztradamus28 January 2026This movie is stupid, really fucking stupid but the funny kind of stupid. I had quite a few chuckles and it has that quality to it, like the script was written while smoking a lot of weed. It's not a great movie but I'd argue it's above average quality. It is good, not great but good. If you like the typical Jack Black humor you will enjoy your time with this one.
- malus.r31 January 2026A turkey! Stupid story and not so great FX Jack Black has his moments but doesn’t save it
- eric.lon4 April 2026The longer you watch it the worse it gets.
- ThreeGs11 April 2026This is just bad. Sells an interesting premise then it just all falls apart. Characters are terrible. Really had hopes for this one, with that cast it could have been so much better.
- stuhannaford4 April 2026To make an homage to what is an awful film, sounds like the kind of funny, buddy film you’d expect from Black and Rudd… only it’s pretty light on the fun or laughter. The stand out by some distance is Zahn, but he’s not enough to carry the film’s runtime. It’s light hearted, but where the CGI far improves the original (how could it not), the hope of a Jumanji style, unexpected band of brothers (and sister) is left wanting. Walk out for half an hour, make a cuppa, come back, you won’t have missed much. Not great.
- GRAMOS67915 February 2026This was the worst film Jack Black has ever done. There were no funny parts. I chuckled a couple of times and that was it. The writing was horrible.
- Thequietcroc1 April 2026This is just Tropic Thunder again and I loved it!
- Disent31 March 2026unwatchable garbage tier garbage, its not funny, its not scary, it looks like crap and its boring...WTF are we doing now? the entire industry just seems to be money laundering now
Anaconda Trivia
Anaconda was released on 24 December 2025.
Anaconda was directed by Tom Gormican.
Anaconda has a runtime of 1h 38m.
Anaconda was produced by Andrew Form, Brad Fuller, Kevin Etten, Tom Gormican.
A group of friends facing mid-life crises head to the rainforest with the intention of remaking their favorite movie from their youth, only to find themselves in a fight for their lives against natural disasters, giant snakes and violent criminals.
The key characters in Anaconda are Doug McCallister (Jack Black), Ronald Griffin Jr. (Paul Rudd), Kenny Trent (Steve Zahn).
Anaconda is rated 12A.
Anaconda is a Comedy, Action, Adventure film.
Anaconda has an audience rating of 7.5 out of 10.
Anaconda had a budget of US$45M.
Anaconda has made US$135.1M at the box office.