Anaconda
Directed by Tom GormicanFour childhood friends are going through a midlife crisis so they decide to remake their favorite horror movie from the 1990s in the Amazon Forest When a real giant anaconda shows up, they get more than what they bargain for and their comically chaotic movie making turns into a life-or-death situation. The movie that they're dying to remake? It might just kill them, literally.
Anaconda Ratings & Reviews
- Shane1d agoJack Black is awesome
- sldghmmr2d agoIt's OK, if you understand you're going to watch a dumb movie. Even a dumb movie can bring about a smile or two in an hour and a half.
- levi_v1January 4, 2026Sooooo... It's movie about a group of people who go to remake anaconda that's based on anaconda. they meet other people remaking the movie anaconda (who are probably the people making this move you're watching) and then successfully publish their movie anaconda, for it to be taken down but they are offering to make a new movie of anaconda at the end!! Beautiful
- Robert OHara7d agoFun idea, not funny.
- AaronJanuary 4, 2026Anaconda (2025) answers the age-old question: “What if a snake was really big… and everyone made the worst decisions possible?” The plot slithers in confidently: a group of people enter a jungle with zero survival instincts, one GPS that stops working immediately, and the bold belief that this time the giant snake won’t notice them. Spoiler: the snake notices. 👀🐍 The anaconda itself deserves top billing. This serpent is so large it could have its own postcode. At one point, it appears, disappears, reappears, and somehow sneaks up on people while being the size of a bus. Physics took one look at this movie and quietly left the cinema. Dialogue highlights include: “Did you hear that?” (Yes. It’s always the snake.) “It’s just an animal.” (Narrator voice: It was not just an animal.) Someone whispering… in a jungle… while running. Incredible. The CGI ranges from “wow, that’s terrifying” to “is that snake buffering?” but honestly, that’s part of the charm. You don’t watch Anaconda (2025) for realism—you watch it for the pure joy of yelling “WHY ARE YOU GOING BACK IN THERE?!” at the screen. Final Verdict: Ridiculous. Loud. Over-the-top. Completely aware of what it is. Perfect for a popcorn night where logic is optional and snakes are aggressively dramatic. 🐍 Would I recommend it? Yes—especially if you enjoy creature features that wrap nonsense, nostalgia, and chaos into one very long, very hungry snake.
- Ken Doughman7d agoA few stupid scenes but overall a really fun movie and a good time.
- Mike ShulmanDecember 30, 2025This is such a silly, stupid, unecessary movie... and I really liked it. Honestly the laughs are hit or miss, nothing anyone does makes sense, and the CGI is purposely awful but everyone making it seems to be having a blast with it. Just turn your brain off and enjoy it for 90 minutes. It's definitely in the so bad it's good realm and Anaconda knows it... yay yay
- A. ConstantinJanuary 29, 2026Was okay, but kind of a let down for all those big name actors. Was hoping for more
- malus.rJanuary 31, 2026A turkey! Stupid story and not so great FX Jack Black has his moments but doesn’t save it
- NiztradamusJanuary 28, 2026This movie is stupid, really fucking stupid but the funny kind of stupid. I had quite a few chuckles and it has that quality to it, like the script was written while smoking a lot of weed. It's not a great movie but I'd argue it's above average quality. It is good, not great but good. If you like the typical Jack Black humor you will enjoy your time with this one.
- MaliciousDecreeMarch 7, 2026If it wasn't for Paul Rudd I probably wouldn't of even bothered with this one. I usually find Jack Black to be a bumbling buffoon, although surprisingly enough, Jack Black did a decent job. Solid 2/5!! On the other hand The Wife loved it hence, 3 stars!!
- HollowOutMarch 7, 2026If you liked the first one for it's cheesy dialogue and action, this is a great follow-up that pokes fun at the first one in all the right ways. The entire family enjoyed this one.
- GRAMOS6791February 5, 2026This was the worst film Jack Black has ever done. There were no funny parts. I chuckled a couple of times and that was it. The writing was horrible.
- Chris TannehillFebruary 7, 2026Pretty bad movie. Writing was terrible jokes fell flat.
- deathkirbyMarch 1, 2026A clever presence and some really funny moments made it a really enjoyable watch. It was lacking in some areas and could have been funnier, but I would give it a rewatch for sure
Anaconda Trivia
Anaconda was released on December 24, 2025.
Anaconda was directed by Tom Gormican.
Anaconda has a runtime of 1h 38m.
Anaconda was produced by Brad Fuller, Andrew Form, Kevin Etten, Tom Gormican.
Four childhood friends are going through a midlife crisis so they decide to remake their favorite horror movie from the 1990s in the Amazon Forest When a real giant anaconda shows up, they get more than what they bargain for and their comically chaotic movie making turns into a life-or-death situation. The movie that they're dying to remake? It might just kill them, literally.
The key characters in Anaconda are Doug McCallister (Jack Black), Ronald Griffin Jr. (Paul Rudd), Kenny Trent (Steve Zahn).
Anaconda is rated PG-13.
Anaconda is a Comedy, Action, Adventure film.
Anaconda has an audience rating of 7.5 out of 10.
Anaconda had a budget of $45M.
Anaconda has made $134.3M at the box office.