Anaconda
Diretto da Tom GormicanDoug e Griff sono migliori amici fin dall’infanzia e hanno sempre sognato di rifare il loro film preferito di tutti i tempi: il “classico” cinematografico Anaconda. Quando una crisi di mezza età li spinge a buttarsi finalmente nell’impresa, partono per le profondità dell’Amazzonia per iniziare le riprese. Ma le cose si fanno serie quando appare improvvisamente una vera anaconda gigante, trasformando il loro set caotico e comico in in una trappola mortale. Il film che muoiono dalla voglia di girare? Potrebbe letteralmente ucciderli...
Anaconda Ratings e Recensioni
- Wesley B3 gg faDidn't sound like a good idea to have Jack Black and Paul Rudd in an Anaconda sequel, and unfortunately that turned out to be true.
- The Leviathan4 gennaio 2026Sooooo... It's movie about a group of people who go to remake anaconda that's based on anaconda. they meet other people remaking the movie anaconda (who are probably the people making this move you're watching) and then successfully publish their movie anaconda, for it to be taken down but they are offering to make a new movie of anaconda at the end!! Beautiful
- ThreeGs11 aprile 2026This is just bad. Sells an interesting premise then it just all falls apart. Characters are terrible. Really had hopes for this one, with that cast it could have been so much better.
- eric.lon4 aprile 2026The longer you watch it the worse it gets.
- Aaron4 gennaio 2026Anaconda (2025) answers the age-old question: “What if a snake was really big… and everyone made the worst decisions possible?” The plot slithers in confidently: a group of people enter a jungle with zero survival instincts, one GPS that stops working immediately, and the bold belief that this time the giant snake won’t notice them. Spoiler: the snake notices. 👀🐍 The anaconda itself deserves top billing. This serpent is so large it could have its own postcode. At one point, it appears, disappears, reappears, and somehow sneaks up on people while being the size of a bus. Physics took one look at this movie and quietly left the cinema. Dialogue highlights include: “Did you hear that?” (Yes. It’s always the snake.) “It’s just an animal.” (Narrator voice: It was not just an animal.) Someone whispering… in a jungle… while running. Incredible. The CGI ranges from “wow, that’s terrifying” to “is that snake buffering?” but honestly, that’s part of the charm. You don’t watch Anaconda (2025) for realism—you watch it for the pure joy of yelling “WHY ARE YOU GOING BACK IN THERE?!” at the screen. Final Verdict: Ridiculous. Loud. Over-the-top. Completely aware of what it is. Perfect for a popcorn night where logic is optional and snakes are aggressively dramatic. 🐍 Would I recommend it? Yes—especially if you enjoy creature features that wrap nonsense, nostalgia, and chaos into one very long, very hungry snake.
- Mike Shulman30 dicembre 2025This is such a silly, stupid, unecessary movie... and I really liked it. Honestly the laughs are hit or miss, nothing anyone does makes sense, and the CGI is purposely awful but everyone making it seems to be having a blast with it. Just turn your brain off and enjoy it for 90 minutes. It's definitely in the so bad it's good realm and Anaconda knows it... yay yay
- A. Constantin29 gennaio 2026Was okay, but kind of a let down for all those big name actors. Was hoping for more
- Niztradamus28 gennaio 2026This movie is stupid, really fucking stupid but the funny kind of stupid. I had quite a few chuckles and it has that quality to it, like the script was written while smoking a lot of weed. It's not a great movie but I'd argue it's above average quality. It is good, not great but good. If you like the typical Jack Black humor you will enjoy your time with this one.
- stuhannaford4 aprile 2026To make an homage to what is an awful film, sounds like the kind of funny, buddy film you’d expect from Black and Rudd… only it’s pretty light on the fun or laughter. The stand out by some distance is Zahn, but he’s not enough to carry the film’s runtime. It’s light hearted, but where the CGI far improves the original (how could it not), the hope of a Jumanji style, unexpected band of brothers (and sister) is left wanting. Walk out for half an hour, make a cuppa, come back, you won’t have missed much. Not great.
- malus.r31 gennaio 2026A turkey! Stupid story and not so great FX Jack Black has his moments but doesn’t save it
- Thequietcroc1 aprile 2026This is just Tropic Thunder again and I loved it!
- GRAMOS67915 febbraio 2026This was the worst film Jack Black has ever done. There were no funny parts. I chuckled a couple of times and that was it. The writing was horrible.
- Disent31 marzo 2026unwatchable garbage tier garbage, its not funny, its not scary, it looks like crap and its boring...WTF are we doing now? the entire industry just seems to be money laundering now
- Chris Tannehill7 febbraio 2026Pretty bad movie. Writing was terrible jokes fell flat.
- Dave Gribble21 marzo 2026Easy watch. Actors that don't age. Would not watch twice
Anaconda Trivia
Anaconda è stato rilasciato il 24 dicembre 2025.
Anaconda era diretto da Tom Gormican.
Anaconda ha una durata di 1h 38min.
Anaconda è stato prodotto da Brad Fuller, Andrew Form, Kevin Etten, Tom Gormican.
Doug e Griff sono migliori amici fin dall’infanzia e hanno sempre sognato di rifare il loro film preferito di tutti i tempi: il “classico” cinematografico Anaconda. Quando una crisi di mezza età li spinge a buttarsi finalmente nell’impresa, partono per le profondità dell’Amazzonia per iniziare le riprese. Ma le cose si fanno serie quando appare improvvisamente una vera anaconda gigante, trasformando il loro set caotico e comico in in una trappola mortale. Il film che muoiono dalla voglia di girare? Potrebbe letteralmente ucciderli...
I personaggi principali di Anaconda sono Doug McCallister (Jack Black), Ronald Griffin Jr. (Paul Rudd), Kenny Trent (Steve Zahn).
Anaconda è votato 6+.
Anaconda è un film Commedia, Action, Adventure.
Anaconda ha una valutazione di 7.5 su 10 dal pubblico.
Anaconda aveva un budget di 45 Mln USD.
Anaconda ha guadagnato 135,1 Mln USD al botteghino.