

Alien: Covenant
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- Uninteresting, predictable, pretentious and frustratingly dumb. The characters make ridiculous decisions, the Alien takes a back seat, and there’s little suspense or excitement. The David/creator storyline is awful and completely undermines what made the Alien mysterious and compelling in the first place. 0.5/5 only because Plex won’t let me give it zero.
- Or as it should be called "Stupid People Do Stupid Things In Space And Die: 2" The writing is bad... like grade a bad "Wouldn't it be cool if the spore from the plant went in his ear and then..." "Would it be cool if it came out his back instead of his chest?" "Wouldn't it be cool if the medical/quaratine thing was all slippery, cause we'd never expect there to be blood everywhere" "Wouldn't it be cool if... if... " You can see that's the thinking behind the script and the answer to any of these things is inevitably "No... no it wouldn't." There's also a lot of plot bs - like "The music is too loud that they don't hear the alarm". Now, I may not be in the future, but I am here now and my music gets dimmed when the alarm goes off on my phone... and it's this sort of shallow dumb character death driven points that continue to let this film down. The continued quarantine problems in all these recent films is just stupid and lazy from the writers. "Wouldn't it be cool if they ignored quarantine yet again - and this time it wasn't because the Captain ordered it they're just stupid and lazy cause I'm stupid and lazy and can't work out how to make this rubbish I've written be anything better than Year 12 idiocy" As for the dialogue... not sure if better actors would deliver it better, but I suspect anyone reading this crap would struggle. It's second only to AvP2 on the worse of these films, and that means it's worse than Predator 2, which is objectively awful in all the same ways. It does however looks amazing, and there's some good moments mixed in amongst all this. It's just... every time someone gets a bit more clever they then immediately turn stupid again. It is also the first Ridley film where you realise he's just there for the paycheck.
- Executive Producer Stanley Kubrick Feels a lot like this was making up to the fans for Prometheus. I’m fine with it! Fun opening! I get Billy Crudup and Guy Pearce mixed up in my head so the beginning of this was very confusing for a moment! Interesting to have Doctor Manhattan in a film where Magneto quotes Ozymandias Loved Danny McBride. Katherine Waterston looked weird but was good! Weirdly cheesy chestburster scene? Loved the lore tho! And I LOVED the classic horror beats esp the end
- Watched at the cinema, and totally worth it! Another great sci-fi action with intense thriller scenes. Very interesting without trying to explain about the planet etc before the juggernaut landed. This movie definitely has a more sinister aspect to it than most of the Alien movies, especially the finishing scene.
- I was disappointed when leaving the cinema after watching it the first time, and I’ve only grown to hate it since. The direction they took the story in, along with some of the choices, were a gigantic mistake—especially that weird “parent trap” angle with the androids. It just feels awkward and out of place rather than clever or meaningful. I don’t mind the cast, they did a solid job with what they were given. Visually it’s strong, and there are a few moments of real tension. But the characters make frustratingly dumb decisions, and it over-explains things that were better left mysterious. It’s not terrible, but it really misses the mark and loses what made the earlier films so good.
- Alien: Covenant feels like an unfinished work—a film that could have reached a wider audience, given that it reintroduced the Xenomorph and was intended to be the direct prequel to Alien. Instead, it fails to satisfy true Alien fans and doesn't manage to attract non-core viewers. I suspect Scott had to contend with budget cuts and made the most of what he had, but it still feels like a missed opportunity.
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Alien: Covenant was released on May 9, 2017.
Alien: Covenant was directed by Ridley Scott.
Alien: Covenant has a runtime of 2h 2m.
Alien: Covenant was produced by Michael Schaefer, Mark Huffam, David Giler, Walter Hill, Ridley Scott.
The crew of a colony ship, bound for a remote planet, discover an uncharted paradise with a threat beyond their imagination, and must attempt a harrowing escape.
The key characters in Alien: Covenant are David / Walter (Michael Fassbender), Daniels (Katherine Waterston), Oram (Billy Crudup).
Alien: Covenant is rated R.
Alien: Covenant is a Horror, Science Fiction, Thriller film.
Alien: Covenant has an audience rating of 5.5 out of 10.
Alien: Covenant had a budget of $97M.
Alien: Covenant has made $240.9M at the box office.





































