18-Year-Old Virgin
Directed by Tamara Olson2.917%
Kate is about to graduate. Her biggest dream is to have sex with Ryan Lambert. The only problem is that Ryan refuses to have sex with a virgin. This leads to a hunt for another man to lose her virginity to so she finally can have her dream prince.
Cast of 18-Year-Old Virgin
18-Year-Old Virgin Ratings & Reviews
- l DemoLyingLo IMarch 9, 2025Don't watch with headphones. The audio for the dialogue is only on the left track and the music can't decide whether it wants to be mono or stereo. You can literally hear it change in the middle of songs. Speaking of songs, most of the budget had to go to the soundtrack. I've never heard so many different off-brand artists and songs. As far as bad movies go, the scenes are decently shot, for a softcore at least. The sex is awkward, naturally. And the characters throughout the whole movie have nothing to do except wait to be in another awkward scene. "What was the direction for this?" or "why would the director have him do that?" and "What drugs were the writers using for this to make it into the script?" are all questions I asked during the runtime of the movie. One joke in the whole movie made me laugh, and it was earned, I'll give it that. But most of the dialogue is hardly believable and random. But the worst part? The worst part is they actually show full nudity! This is what justifies the R rating, sure. But this is the best they could do, and that is just criminal. Time I will never get back. My left ear feels molested and abused, my brain is scrambled, and my body feels gross. I should have been intoxicated for this, I should have never watched it, despite reading the other TWO reviews, and I now have to go all the way down to the chapel and make a confession. What am I going to tell Father? How am I going to describe the atrocities that have been committed this very night? God help us all...
- Bryan PikeFebruary 27, 2025Production company Asylum should be tried for crimes against humanity. Watching this would make an excellent substitute for waterboarding.
- John HowertonFebruary 13, 2025Horribly shot softcore porn.
