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Horror fanatic in training; giving you honest reviews so you’ll know what to expect
- RecensitoChum21 settembre 2026I’ve only seen one review that mentions AI and no one else is talking about it. Aside from the actors and the scenery, the shark and action clips SCREAMS AI and that is a slap in the face to the movie industry. It’s like they slapped a prompt in regards to special effects on chat gpt and called it a day😭
- RecensitoUndertone26 luglio 2026I mentioned in my other review about A24 making “bold/risk taking theme/genres” and well they made a risky move that turned out to be not worth the time. It’s like summoning Bloody Mary but over a podcast. That’s all i can say. Though as i love the movie production, there’s always going to be ‘that one movie’.
- RecensitoHell House LLC26 luglio 2026If you love documentary/found footage horror, hell house could be the right one for you. Yes it’s a low budget movie, but they did NOT disappoint in creating suspense and stand still creepiness throughout the entire movie as that seems to be their key horror element. I won’t rate the other hell house movies because it’s a hit or miss but it’s worth watching the others just for the plot.
- RecensitoSatanic Hispanics26 luglio 2026Now satanic Hispanics is not all about Hispanics being satanic-s (hehehe see what I did there). It’s mostly about weak linked anthology stories that ties to the main charcter being questioned that somehow relates to the beginning of the movie but we never get to see more in depth of the other side characters in the beginning. It’s confusing, I know but this movie is already misleading enough as it is.
- RecensitoLast Shift26 luglio 2026There’s mixed reviews about this and after watching the movie, it gave me mixed feelings as well. The gore and horror are very good for a low budget movie but the acting and interaction between the characters is just stupid. The choices the cop made weren’t smart. At. All. But the suspense wasn’t at all.
- RecensitoEvil Dead26 luglio 2026Honestly it is worth the half the standard rating. It’s almost like the iconic movie which is great if you want to make a reboot, but it’s the details and the personality of the movie as a whole is what throws me off. Let’s talk about the important one, the necronomicon. The cover is just the beginning as the chanting are as nostalgic as the classics. But the pictures, the pages, everything within that book screams parody and when I mean by everything, I mean they added contents about what’s going to happen next which threw me off because why are we in one of those step by step horror movie cliches? Where’s the demons? The creatures? And the most important element of the evil dead franchise, where’s the comedy? If you want a fresh restart of your favorite franchise with the same gore, blood, and screams, they did it. But be warned, it doesn’t have that comedic/nostalgic feeling to it.
- RecensitoDead & Breakfast25 luglio 2026I was searching for some gore/comedic movies to watch and I’ve come across this one. Now I’ve checked forums that had mixed reviews but I thought, “why not give it a go,” and I have to tell you, it did not disappoint. It’s got a well blend of both comedy and gore horror from the middle towards the end, although the beginning takes awhile to kick off, it felt pretty worth it. While the acting set you off in the slightest way, the story plot is very original. I’d say this is a movie I’d watch again if I’m bored or need a little of nostalgic background noise, but it’s a good movie to watch for the first time.
- RecensitoFaces of Death24 luglio 2026Love the concept of the remake of the classic documentary snuff film but the execution was subpar with extras having the worst acting I’ve seen in a minute, the unnecessary presence of Charlie xcx, and the buffet selection of pure screaming that took %20 of movie time. Don’t get me wrong the main cast was very well selected, but I wish the script and directing could’ve have been better🫤.
- RecensitoWarfare6 luglio 2026One of the best war movies I’ve seen and loving the fact that A24 made this as well. Now I know it looks like a good chunk of it looks like it can be used as pure B-roll scenes, but this story is told in its rawest form, with raw details from the real soldiers behind it. And for the soulless people movie critiquing this with low ratings, I pray for you🙏
