Hellboy: The Crooked Man

Hellboy: The Crooked Man
Introduce parapsychologist Bobbie Jo Song, who is tasked with delivering a spider to the BPRD but must seek Hellboy's help when things go awry. Together, they travel to Appalachia to take on the Crooked Man, who has been sent back to Earth to collect souls for the devil.
stuhannaford reviewedMay 22, 2025
An utterly incoherent mess. Dreadful effects, overly long sequences for little reason, and the less said the better about the introductory first ten minutes. The acting has a decidedly am-dram feel to it, and that’s never a good thing. The jokes fall flat, the relationships are oddly cobbled together and the story itself could easily be compressed into thirty minutes… and it would still be too long. Thin to say the least.