Slaughter High
Slaughter High
Eight people are invited to their alma mater for their 10-year reunion, where a fellow former student, disfigured from a prank gone wrong, is out to seek revenge.
Kevin Ward reviewedJuly 3, 2025
Although this had some ridiculous dialogue (in a really fun way) and a couple gruesome deaths, it really kind of took a tailspin in the last 30-40 minutes or so. With dialogue moments like,
Stella: “Talk dirty to me, Frank”
Frank: “um….tits. Fuck. Um….screw.”
I’ve never felt so seen. 😆. Just some absolute ridiculous campy stuff throughout which is fun. But the kills down the stretch are pretty underwhelming. One girls falls into the schools septic system (which is uncovered for some reason?) and the killer gently presses his foot down on her head. I think it’s suggested in the next scene that somehow her blood spilling back up and overflowing the toilet. And the “final girl” Carol repeatedly drops a perfectly good weapon right next to the knocked out killer for….reasons. I‘m not sure how she earned that WWE championship belt, because she did not put up a good fight. That and the score was an earworm in the worst kind of way. It’s still stuck in my head.
It is a sort of ridiculous fun watch and a perfect April fools flick.