2012
2012
A frustrated writer struggles to keep his family alive when a series of global catastrophes threatens to annihilate mankind.
GBWest reviewedJune 14, 2025
I have questions, and the most important is...
When did A.I. become an end of the world action drama starring John Kusack as Noah searching for a secret ark?
How long is this movie? No. It never ends.
Who didn't see the step-dad biting the big one for being a good guy? Me! Me! Pick me! *Crushed unnecessarily in an oversized gear*
The whole Earth is collapsing everywhere except in the place where you land the plane?
The whole Earth is collapsing and the government spaceships that are actually Arks for floating on water will save the human race? China is the new ACME.
China isn't collapsing as much as it is a danger for floating vessels? No real aircraft carriers were harmed in the making of this movie.
What idiot thought that this was a prediction of things to come in the year 2012? Written in 2025.
Did anyone believe anyone would watch this movie more than once? I'm out.
Was it better than any movies that audiences have waited a long time to happen? Yes, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. And no, Ghostbusters Afterlife.
Conclusion: Hammy said it best in Over The Hedge, "It never ends this way too."