The Covenant
The Covenant
Four young men who belong to a supernatural legacy are forced to battle a fifth power long thought to have died out. Another great force they must contend with is the jealousy and suspicion that threatens to tear them apart.
neuroparadox reviewed5d ago
I was really just hoping for the origin story of when angsty James Holden fought angsty Bucky Barnes.
At some point during the obligatory final battle, Winter Soldier says to Holden...ugh, and I swear I'm dead serious: "How about I make you my Weyotch"? ...as in, how fuckin' Snoop Dogg might say witch. 🤢
After that I couldn't watch the rest of the movie because my eyes had rolled too far into the back of my head.
I had to watch Twilight to cleanse my palette.