Private Resort
Private Resort
5.214%40%
Two adolescent boys, staying at a Florida resort, are captivated by chasing girls, but their fate holds more surprises.
Charles London reviewedApril 1, 2025
The movie Johnny Depp doesn't want you to see and he'd likely be doing you a favor. I have always said there is a fine line between funny and stupid. This movie straddles that line, hitting the funny side sometimes but most landing on the...well, you know.
There are a surprising number of name actors in this silly picture that delivers a few amusing moments, plenty of skin, and ample opportunity to exercise one's eye-rolling muscles. If you don't mind a weak and flimsy premise to set up a joke, then alright I guess, have at it.