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Xander Cage is your standard adrenaline junkie with no fear and a lousy attitude. When the US Government "recruits" him to go on a mission, he's not exactly thrilled. His mission: to gather information on an organization that may just be planning the destruction of the world, led by the nihilistic Yorgi.
Ryezoo reviewedFebruary 15, 2025
"You're in the Xander Zone!"- have mercy on my soul.
The only thing xtreme about this movie is how fucking stupid it is. I've never seen that made a Michael Bay film seem tame. Everything in this movie explodes. Vin Diesel has the acting range of a well trained gorilla. Him trying to spout lines is like a 5th grader attempting to read for the first time. They must of shown a close up of his shitty triple xxx tattoo four times. I should of stopped watching it with the emo opening to are wanna be bad guys looking like there straight out of twilight. The sound track is the definition of aids. The scene where he jumps the Corvette off the bridge, the car must of had 2 mins of air time. I've never seen more cuts of vehicles in the air from different angels. I am shocked I made it through this D list James Bond rip off. I can't believe I'm going to see the new one.