The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
The fictionalized version of Nick Cage must accept a $1 million offer to attend the birthday of a dangerous super fan Javi Gutierrez. Things take a wildly unexpected turn when Nick Cage is recruited by a CIA operative Vivian and forced to live up to his own legend, channeling his most iconic and beloved on-screen characters in order to save himself and his loved ones.
alihoneycutt reviewed
September 8, 2025•
"Imagine a film about, for, and starring, wait for it...ME!! We'll call it, 'The Unbearable Weight of a MASSIVE, UNBELIEVABLE, and ONCE IN A GENERATION TALENT and CELEBRITY like NICHOLAS CAGE in a Post-Modern World Full of Untalented Dopes'!"
"Uh, sure Nick Cage, but we'll have to shorten the name a little."
"It's like my new favorite movie I'm in, except for all the rest of them."
Unentertaining Hollywood drivel dripping with pure festering vanity. Had to be said.