xXx: Return of Xander Cage
xXx: Return of Xander Cage
Xander Cage, left for dead after an incident, is recruited back into action for a new assignment, leading a team of death-defying adrenaline junkies.
Ryezoo reviewedFebruary 15, 2025
Holy Shit! Best one by a mile.
This film is still fucking ridiculous and stupid, but I actually found myself enjoying the madness this go around. Most of that is probably due to Donnie Yen who is extremely badass. I love how much Vin Diesel tries to make himself look cool. Banging ten chicks at once, poorly delivering one-liners, and making himself the hero of shanty town. It doesn't work you bozo. The rest of the band of characters are pretty lame and one note. The dj is pathetic and the technology chick is an embarrassment for female actors. The film also had great visual flair to it. Loved the typography and the character introductions they did. It was nice to see Ice Cube! I would totally watch a team up movie of those two if it happens. I'm surprised by how much I didn't hate it!