Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
A dark force threatens Alpha, a vast metropolis and home to species from a thousand planets. Special operatives Valerian and Laureline must race to identify the marauding menace and safeguard not just Alpha, but the future of the universe.
Ryezoo reviewedFebruary 15, 2025
This is Gods of Egypts bad. The only reason it gets a full star is because it is visually impressive.
The visuals wear off about 30 mins into this film though and then is treacherous to finish. Where to begin with how bad this film is. The dialogue and acting are cringe worthy throughout. The actors are so miscast in this. Their chemistry is insanely bad. You like Jar Jar Binks? Theirs three of them in this movie. The movie goes a whole hour without developing the plot more than a retrieve mission. Then when it does it becomes completely predictable. Please don't see this dumpster fire.