I Am Groot - S1 • E3 - Groot's Pursuit
I Am Groot
TV-GS1 • E3Aug 9, 20226m
6.7
Groot investigates a spooky noise that’s been haunting the Quadrant, which leads to an intense dance off.
neuroparadox reviewedJuly 29, 2025
In this episode, Groot takes a shit in the same bathroom from Trainspotting.
And if you are like "nah he's just hanging out for fun" then you are a fool for not knowing how poops work, and also for not translating the book he was reading...DUMPS HAPPEN! Shout out to Erik Voss for decoding.
After dropping a log (GET IT?!) Groot is feeling all limbered up (as one does after a good splash) and proceeds to have a dance-off with some sort of bitchy alien space liquid.
Groot loses the dance-off.
Groot channels his inner Marco Inaros.
Groot lures the zero-G jizz into an airlock, and fucking spaces it!
Don't fuck with Groot.