Don't Hurt Me, My Healer!
Don't Hurt Me, My Healer!
A fantasy and adventure comedy starring Karla, a dark elf cleric who invested too much in her insulting skills, and Alvin, a swordsman who has to put up with her antics.
Michael Billings reviewedJune 3, 2025
MMDA☆R Mini Review – Don’t Hurt Me, My Healer! By Hanahaku
If you've ever wondered what it's like watching two people who act like they’ve been married for twenty-five years—but also forgot why they got married in the first place—then Don’t Hurt Me, My Healer! is the anime for you.”
If you want a comedy that feels like two people who’ve been married for 25 years and still argue over who forgot the firewood, this is the show for you. Don’t Hurt Me, My Healer! traps its duo—Alvin, a hapless armored knight, and Carla, a snarky dark-skinned elf healer—in an endless spiral of bickering, blame-shifting, and accidental curses.
They're literally stuck together (thanks, Carla), and the show thrives on this premise. It’s a fantasy sitcom in RPG clothing, with classic anime timing, over-the-top reactions, and zero filter on Carla's sarcastic digs. Think "married couple adventuring against their will."
Verdict:
✅ Constant roasts
✅ Dumb but lovable logic
✅ Peak "we're in this mess together" energy
Watch it if you love chaotic duos, deadpan humor, and watching someone slowly lose their sanity in plate armor.