Foodfight!
Foodfight!
When the supermarket closes at night, the contents inside come to life. The shop becomes a living world for Dex Dogtective and all other creatures inside it at night time. However, with the new Brand X coming into the store, things take a turn for the worst. In other words, it's Toy Story in a grocery store mixed with a poorly rendered version of your worst nightmare.
ᑕ∈ᖇ∈ᔕ/ᔕTEᖇᒪIᑎG reviewedMarch 26, 2025
A true contender for the most visually abhorrent movie of all time. Despite having a lot of good talent behind it, Foodfight is just awful. I can't even imagine an ADHD kid with an endless supply of adderall having fun with this one. Any kid who has to spend even a second watching this cesspool of a film should automatically qualify to make a wish through the Make-A-Wish Foundation so they can wish for this movie to be turned off.
One of the main focal points of this movie involves a romantic relationship between two characters where one is voiced by a teenage at best Hillary Duff and the other is voiced by a fully grown Charlie Sheen. The other focal points include motion capture that looks like it was done by people having seizures and an anthropomorphic weasel that looks like his fur has the texture of a big slimy crap you took while having the stomach flu.
The only bright side to this movie existing is that the question "what's the worst movie you've ever seen?" is now infinitely easier to answer.