Smiley Face Killers
Smiley Face Killers
Handsome young soccer player Jake Graham believes he is going insane- unable to shake the feeling of being stalked by something, by someone. His friends and everyone around him believe he's just anxious and prone to paranoia, questioning his mental state. But Jake is actually being followed by a small group of serial killers that track, drug, torture and drown beautiful young men leaving only a graffiti Smiley Face as their signature.
Kevin Ward reviewedJuly 2, 2025
This movie can be summed up as: Random guy is stalked and murdered for.....reasons.
This script desperately needed a punch up. The first hour and ten minutes are a massive slog. Our main protagonist, Jake, is being stalked, phone hacked, and tormented. Jake’s “friends” attribute his strange behavior to his mental state which seems to be prone to anxiety/depression. Repeat for an hour and ten minutes.
When the killers finally makes their move on Jake, it actually delivers a pretty wild and brutal final 20 minutes and salvage at least a ⭐⭐. Outside of the final 20 though, (and the animal sacrifice opening, again for reasons?) there’s really no slasher action. Could use more Crispin Glover weirdness, too.