Amsterdamned
Amsterdamned
A mysterious diver hiding in Amsterdam's canal system embarks on a rampage of gruesome murders, terrifying city officials and leaving few clues for the city's best detective, who doesn't suspect that both his new girlfriend and twelve-year-old daughter may be closer than he is to finding the killer.
Kevin Ward reviewedJuly 2, 2025
This was fun premise, with a scuba killer stalking the murky canals of Amsterdam. Best part is easily that boat chase and epic boat jump. Don’t get many great chase scenes on #slashersaturday and this is one for the books. Also liked some of the dialogue exchanges:
Woman: Okay fine, Pick me up at home.
Detective: Where do you live?
Woman: I thought you were a detective.
Felt plucked right out of a Billy Wilder movie. Drags for a stretch, as a lot of these seem to do, and didn’t do much for me in terms of the kills. Did make me want to visit Amsterdam more than that David O Russell movie, though.