The Substance
The Substance
Have you ever dreamed of a better version of yourself? You. Only better in every way. Seriously. You've got to try this new product. It's called the Substance. It changed my life. It generates another you. A new, younger, more beautiful, more perfect you. And there's only one rule: you share time. One week for you. One week for the new you. Seven days each. A perfect balance. Easy, right? If you respect the balance...what could possibly go wrong?
hallbeckit reviewedMay 4, 2025
Shockingly strange, I see the message, but it’s an odd way to put it across. One of those films you watch hoping it will get better, but sadly it gets beyond worse, like a 1970’s low budget horror.