A Minecraft Movie
A Minecraft Movie
Four misfits are suddenly pulled through a mysterious portal into a bizarre cubic wonderland that thrives on imagination. To get back home they'll have to master this world while embarking on a quest with an unexpected expert crafter.
Rowan Krzysiak reviewedMay 13, 2025
Starting from Jack Black and proliferating outward, this thing both manages to be dialled-in lazy and cranked up to 11 in every department. It's an 8 episode TV series crammed into a movie cut. It's hard to say it's offensive because it knows its audience so well and plays to it. I do think though it's fair to say it's just really, really bad.