Princess of Mars
Princess of Mars
3.210%
John Carter (Antonio Sabato Jr.) is some kind of lone soldier in the Middle East who looks at everyone through the scope on his rifle, until one day he gets shot a bunch of times and the government decides to reconstruct him on another planet. Naked and surrounded by hostile aliens, John Carter must fight for survival as aliens try to kill him and/or make him eat bugs. John Carter does NOT WANT TO EAT BUGS.
Mister Arn reviewedDecember 26, 2023
"Princess of Mars" draws from the robust storytelling foundation laid by Burroughs, but the execution is so clumsy it's a struggle to get through. The combat sequences feel staged, just a jumble of clashing swords and abrupt cutaways. This adaptation isn’t worth viewing, even for a John Carter enthusiast.