V/H/S/Halloween
A collection of Halloween-themed videotapes unleashes a series of twisted, blood-soaked tales, turning trick-or-treat into a struggle for survival.
theicephoenix reviewed
October 9, 2025•
Well folks, I just watched this new movie called V/H/S/Halloween and let me tell you it is about as crazy as a raccoon in a porta potty. Six different spooky stories all jammed together like a bag of trick or treat candy you did not sort yet. One minute you are laughin at a killer soda commercial and the next you are sittin there tighter than a bullfrog in a mailbox.
Now not every story is a home run. Some of them hit you like a king size Snickers and some of them taste like them nasty orange peanut candies that only your grandma likes. But that is the deal with these anthology movies. You never know if you are gonna get a treat or a trick.
I will say the good parts more than make up for the slow ones. There are scenes in here that will stick in your brain longer than your neighbor’s Christmas lights in March. It is weird, it is gory, it is funny and it is the kind of Halloween fun that makes you wanna stay up way too late eatin candy you promised to the kids.
So here is my verdict. Four stars out of five. Not perfect but dang good. If you want a movie to fire up with your buddies on Halloween night this one is it.🎃
theicephoenix reviewed
October 9, 2025•
V/H/S/Halloween
Well folks, I just watched this new movie called V/H/S/Halloween and let me tell you it is about as crazy as a raccoon in a porta potty. Six different spooky stories all jammed together like a bag of trick or treat candy you did not sort yet. One minute you are laughin at a killer soda commercial and the next you are sittin there tighter than a bullfrog in a mailbox.
Now not every story is a home run. Some of them hit you like a king size Snickers and some of them taste like them nasty orange peanut candies that only your grandma likes. But that is the deal with these anthology movies. You never know if you are gonna get a treat or a trick.
I will say the good parts more than make up for the slow ones. There are scenes in here that will stick in your brain longer than your neighbor’s Christmas lights in March. It is weird, it is gory, it is funny and it is the kind of Halloween fun that makes you wanna stay up way too late eatin candy you promised to the kids.
So here is my verdict. Four stars out of five. Not perfect but dang good. If you want a movie to fire up with your buddies on Halloween night this one is it.🎃