90210 Shark Attack
90210 Shark Attack
1.64.0
BEVERLY HILLS CORPSE! A group of entitled Beverly Hills oceanography students arrive at a mansion in Malibu, to study the local ocean waters. However, someone or something, has other, more murderous intent, as the Students begin to disappear, one by one, murdered by some flesh-shredding entity, leaving wounds similar in nature to a shark attack. But how is that possible, when the nearest ocean is a half-mile away?
Callum reviewed
November 8, 2025•
⭐⭐ – 90210 Shark Attack – Schlock, Sleep, and Saltwater
90210 Shark Attack is exactly what it sounds like — a gloriously trashy mash-up of teen drama and creature feature absurdity. It’s a low-budget parade of pretty faces, questionable dialogue, and sharks that look like they’ve swum straight out of a late-night cable fever dream. And yet, somehow, that’s the charm. You never expect Jaws here — you expect chaos, and the movie delivers.
It’s classic B-movie (maybe even C-movie) schlock: the effects are bad, the acting is worse, and the story is stitched together with more enthusiasm than skill. But unlike some low-effort horrors, this one knows what it is and doesn’t pretend otherwise. It’s self-aware enough to be watchable — the kind of film you can throw on while half-asleep, let the nonsense wash over you, and wake up somewhere around the credits feeling oddly rested.
The cast are here for their looks more than their lines, and no one’s pretending otherwise. It’s not memorable, it’s not scary, but it is strangely reliable — background noise perfection. One viewing for curiosity, the next hundred because it helps you drift off faster than counting sheep.
🦈 Pairing: A can of cheap lager — bubbly, brain-numbing, and exactly what you expect from a night of guilty, half-conscious fun.