Clown in a Cornfield

Clown in a Cornfield
Quinn and her father have just moved to the quiet town of Kettle Springs hoping for a fresh start. Instead, she discovers a fractured community that has fallen on hard times after the treasured Baypen Corn Syrup Factory burned down. As the locals bicker amongst themselves and tensions boil over, a sinister, grinning figure emerges from the cornfields to cleanse the town of its burdens, one bloody victim at a time.
Luca Tornabene reviewedJuly 1, 2025
Biggest piece of dogshit I've ever seen. Fuckass rhetorical generational conflict that's disney channel-tier writing - this is a complete mess. I don't wish this movie on my worst enemy. Stereotypical in the worst way imaginable, tries to be witty and falls flat on each line. Every scene has poor timing and cringey humor. I'm just so disappointed it's unbelievable