The Surfer
The Surfer
A man returns to the idyllic beach of his childhood to surf with his son. When he is humiliated by a group of locals, the man is drawn into a conflict that keeps rising and pushes him to his breaking point.
Gromith reviewedJuly 24, 2025
Another Nicolas Cage masterpiece, another hour (or two, but who's counting the agonizing seconds?) I'll never get back. Truly, if you're looking for an actor who can deliver lines with the emotional nuance of a particularly confused potato, then congratulations, you've found your man. I'm pretty sure my houseplants developed a more compelling character arc during the runtime. This wasn't a movie; it was an involuntary time-travel experiment, and I've emerged older, wiser, and significantly more resentful.